I mean…what even the fuck is happening.

Americans chose one of the most visibly immoral, inept and ignorant person to be president TWICE

All of this was visible 16 km away (10 miles), the biggest concession I can grant here is the disbelief it could actually happen

But happen it did, in the same way the UK shot itself in the foot with Brexit, the USA did even worse and ate the poisonous mushroom. I honestly can't see a way this does not end in WWIII and/or the break up of the USA

If you think about it, the best way to stop a momentous beast isn't to focus on the momentum, it's to focus on the head and where it's going and then the momentum fizzles out on its own. Republican mantra has always been to make government as ineffective as possible so they can look at government and correctly assess that it's ineffective. Previously they worked to starve departments of resources, and they've already done that to the extent that it wasn't even legal. New strategy in Trump and beyond is just to appoint clowns and make the world's biggest clown show in each of their respective agencies. The anti-government shit writes itself when you've got the likes of Malory McMorrow saying, "Medicare for all means someone like Trump would control it, do you really want that?"

It's called a firehose of falsehoods, and is designed to flood people with so much bullshit that they give up and stop paying attention to everything.

I mean…what even the fuck is happening.

Chemical combustion?

How many US states have banned water vapor?

And is the earth really a sphere? really?

If we get through this administration as a country, I just wanna stay alive long enough to see all the documentaries making fun of this bat shit crazy stuff. My fear is this is now the baseline as we hurl to the more prophetic future of Idiocracy.

A lot of American voters love conspiracy theories.

I put things like this in the same category as renaming Lake Ontario and the Gulf of Mexico, something absurd to keep the attention off the real harm being done. Even if they made a declaration that planes are all dumping stuff to turn the frogs gay or whatever tommorow, the burocratic effort to do anything with it would take well beyond any of these loon's tenure and then be dumped directly after.

Congrats on waking up from your coma

He probably just dropped out of a Chem trail.

It’s like he’s bathing in beet juice or something.

He sorta looks like a radish.

XD as of now I will be using microwaved as an adjective. Thank you.

Why wouldn't lasers work in space??

Every other day, there's a new food scare.

Sounds nice. I would like to get good and stoned and look at contrails too.

By the way - why does he call them chem trails? the "chem" is water vapour

So should we be thankful he's not fucking those up worse, or…?

He did and said they are obviously okay, then took his grandkids swimming in them

Chemtrails cause conspiracy theories

Just so we are all on the same page, to be painfully clear: this is satire.

Wow, I knew dihydrogen monoxide was pretty nasty stuff, but this hydrogen hydroxide sounds so much worse!

I know this is supposed to be satire, but the nitpicker in me wants to add "needs citation" everywhere

About time honestly, we're tired of sharing. Get your own cryptid!

To be fair, there's only so much a brain worm pulling some puppet strings can really be expected to understand.

You can't spell chemtrails without Epstein, maybe?

Most of it is just engine exhaust, which has a lot of water vapor, mixing into the very cold air.

What you're talking about happens as well, but that's not what you're seeing in the sky for the most part.

People will go to extraordinary ends to justify their habits, it seems. I find it curious that people convince themselves that other creatures don't process pain like humans do. Then, once it is evident that they do, the efforts to find other ways to still kill and eat them will commence. Versus you know, maybe not killing and eating them?

I think Georgia was close to banning all non electric planes due to chemtrail legislation.

prop planes still burn leaded gas.

Your problem is that RFK LOVES pollution so all you're doing by saying "well fossil fuels are pollutants" is giving them a smokescreen.

That's also not what "chemtrails" supposedly are nor how the real pollutants act.