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Reminder that """chemtrails""" behind planes in the sky are water condensation trails (also called contrails) which forms due to the air pressure drop over the top of the wing. It is the same phenomenon as the small cloud produced by the pressure drop when quickly opening a can of a carbonated beverage

American government official discovers runoff elections

Perhaps they need exceptions for some particular candidates that they really want working there?

"they say beastiality is now okay" is reference to a policy change which no longer disqualifies animal fuckers from working there

Vancouver has the lowest violent crime rate in the past 23 years. They're doing better than most places

omg my goodness I never seen this 🤣🤣 hey siri tell brenda to look at this comic it's a riot

"CENTCOM confirms Iranian forces fired on U.S. Navy guided-missile destroyers transiting the Strait of Hormuz."

I wonder why US ships transiting the strait

Taking care and protecting other vulnerable things like plants, animals, people

You could be describing a rotoscope or a modified version of one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotoscoping

Your question seems quite loaded, but a brief history of caliphates is here if that helps you https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caliphate#History