An image with two wolves captioned "inside of you are two wolves. the fbi will still hire you"

Since they say beastiality is now okay, there must be a leaderboard for it somewhere...

An image with two wolves captioned "inside of you are two wolves. the fbi will still hire you"

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[–] 34 points 1 month ago

Fuck fuck fuck a duck

Screw a kangaroo

Finger bang orangutan

The feds’ll hire you

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Gaddamn son, holy smokes. Are we talking about beastiality?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    It's not nothing not least because it's weird they had it specifically listed in the first place and then felt the need to keep that specification when updating the guidelines, but it's not nearly as dramatic as some of the memes make it out to be. The FBI updated their hiring guidelines and removed several things from automatic disqualification; among them, prostitution/sex work, Marijuana use & beastiality. They've all been adjusted 'down' in severity, so now you're allowed to explain the situation (up to some limits, beyond which is still automatic disqualification).

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    Alright, this one made me chuckle

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    You're inside two wolves - Kash is impressed, you are hired!

    FTFY

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    So why did you say beastiality is okay???

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