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[–] 84 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I have to admit that I absolutely love how licking sodium or chloride individually is very bad for you, but when you put them together, you can lick, eat, and even swim in it all day with minimal ill health effects.

Science. 💙

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    swim in it all day

    If you submerged your body in table salt in a swimming pool for an entire day, would you come out dehydrated and start to turn cured like beef jerky?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    (Homer Simpson) Mhh cured beef jerky

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Don't we taste more like pork?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If it’s anything like pool salt, probably not. I have a neighbor who uses pool salt, and I feel like I come out less shriveled (in my fingers of course 😏) than if it were chlorine water.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If you eat salt all day its going to have some quite serious health effects. Traces of it are tasty but that is about the limit.

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This diagram is way way way too conservative with the "see you on the other side" classification. To name a few: fluorine will literally make you catch fire instantly (if there's more of it, you will basically get burned to a crisp before you can even blink), caesium will violently react with water in your mouth and produce so much hydrogen and heat, the whole mixture will instantly explode (in fact, this will not only be a usual, fire-like explosion, it will in addition to that be a so-called Coulomb explosion, which makes the situation even worse)

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It's never occurred to me that I can lick neon

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Licking most of the transuranium elements would entale sticking your tongue in a particle collider. Which I think is a fun Friday night 🤪

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm slightly infuriated that green doesn't say: yes, you can!

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (8 children)
  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Exactly.

    They could very easily just keep the color for color seeing people, and then add a simple pattern in the background.

    Like maybe diagonal lines on one, wavy horizontal lines in another, small dots in another, etc.

    Just pretend you are taking a black and white picture or making a black and white copy on an old copy machine. Can you still interpret the data afterwards? If yes, then you did it right.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    What you're supposed to do with this stuff is design it in grayscale first, conveying information through shading, and then just add colour afterwards while maintaining the shade.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    You know, I'm surprised by how much green is on here. I would have expected much more red and purple.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    * Under standard conditions for temperature and pressure

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Some of those in the actinoid [sic] series are gonna be really difficult to lick simply because of how unbelievably short their half-life is, or those such as mendelevium, that require you to either have access to (and in other cases even have your head inside of) a linear particle collider.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    OH BOI, HERE I GO LICKING RADIOACTIVE CARBON ISOTOPES AGAIN!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    The most useful chart 😅

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    For the tactile learners out there!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I want to meet the motherfucker bold enough to lick cesium.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Why isn't one of those responses

    "Yes, you can!" ?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Because "Sure, go for it" is just that worded another way.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'll take a pint of the purple stuff to go, please

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    licking uranium is only "maybe not the best idea"?

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    [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    If chemistry was spearheaded by goats

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    Titanium should not be on a higher danger level than lead.

    Edit: Tl != Ti

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That's Thallium (Tl). Titanium (Ti) is a happy shade of green.

    (I'm only replying because I thought that same thing at first glance)

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    See, absolutely no order to the periodic table. Utterly useless.

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    PlumBum is my favorite flavor.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I think I would rather lick Technetium than Lithium

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yes you can! ...well I'm gone!

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So what I get from this: You can probably just lick it. Odds are in your favor

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Radon should be yellow. You don't want long term exposure of it in your lungs, but it's still mostly chemically inert and not a significant immediate danger.

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  • Just like how lithium should be red. Just because it's less likely to explode your face open doesn't mean that it's just "not a good idea". It immediately creates pure Lithium Hydroxide, which will immediately start saponifying your mouth, and that's assuming it doesn't immediately light on fire, like the last time I did that experiment.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Flourine should be the darkest purple. Injesting or inhaling any amount is serious bad news.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Go ahead and lick pure oxygen. Nothing wrong with that, sure.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    You know O2 is pure oxygen right? Unless we're getting into the technicality of if things in there gaseous forms can be licked it's safe.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Get a bottle of pure oxygen and open it over a tongue-simulator¹ to see what happens.

    People usually use a hot-dog. But with oxygen, even a piece of wood is close enough.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Licking Lead is only "not a great idea?" I think it's squarely in the "Please don't do that" territory.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Lick mercury? Plenty of people carry lumps of it right in their teeth, 24/7.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I’ve been told that uranium tastes just like lemon drops.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Noble gases go from 0 to 100 real quick.

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