Finally some sports I want to watch

They know all the crocs will be dead from climate change by then.

2032 Brisbane Games

Fuck yeah! They finally found a way to make the Olympics interesting!

I suspect that we will see many olympic and world records being broken at these events, and that those new records will never again be broken.

doping? nah, motivation!

I swear I played this at the arcade back in the day

(starting gun) Crocdiles : dinner time

No worries, they're going to sell them to Israel...

And I'm going straight to hell for this one 😌

That makes it more exciting.

You have saltwater rivers there in Australia?

More motivation to row and you people are complaining?

Ehm, Olympic and Paralympic rowing… is the plan that the race will start as Olympic and finish as Paralympic?
(Sorry)

Not just crocs, fucking Australian salt water crocs.

This might be worth watching.

The comedy of this story aside, as a resident of inner-city Brisbane, I am so dreading the fucking Olympics coming here. They haven't even started building the stadium at Victoria Park yet, never mind the fact that it's a stupid site for it in the first place.

You guys laugh, but this is the safest river in all of Australia.

The runners up had piranhas, crocodile dundee and irukandji jellyfish.

Well someone's gotta feed them..

Just row around them, sounds like a skill issue /j

it's not doping if natural adrenaline

That's sure to cause a....row! ^I'll see myself out^

A river that is home to about 500 saltwater crocodiles has been given the OK to host Olympic and Paralympic rowing and canoeing events at the 2032 Brisbane Games.

Oh well that's OK then. If they're saltwater crocodiles, there shouldn't be any swans in the water.

Damn. They'll do ANYTHING during sweeps week!

Fucking bullshit,

There's no crocs in Brisbane.

Come do it in the Sputh Alligator or the Adelaide River that will get everyone rowing hard

Edit: Upon reading the article it's Rockhampton so it's plausible.

The bigger issue appears to be the distance from Brisbane city itself.

Still crocs down there are so rare you're more likely to be done in by a shark.

Let's have articles saying world surfing championship to be hosted in shark infested ocean

I'd sign up for life insurance if I were them

How often do rowing teams actually end up in the water? It's pretty rare, I think.

Are they doing the triathlon there too?

Nothing can go wrong with this plan!

i guess they're hoping the climate shifts enough to get these guys to move into a city housing block?

🎶 Row faster, boooooy🎶

They are just hoping for new world records. Imagine how motivating it would be if you had to escape a crocodile...

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, whoa, I think my dinghy hanging out.

does that count as doping?