I travelled to the future and it didn’t happen btw

Weren’t we supposed to get huuuuge tariff rebate checks as well…so yah…this isn’t happening. Smells like desperation.

I've spoken to multiple conservatives who believe this man is "saving America from socialism."

Illegal election tampering. Impeach.

Or Trump agrees to add $1.7T to the National Debt if Republicans elected.

But this is what will really happen

The very claim is illegal.

How about if he just stops fucking kids and protecting his kid-fucking cartel?

They'll get it right alongside their DOGE checks. Which are coming any day now. Believe me.

Didn't he also say we'd get tariff rebate checks?

A classic anti-democratic and anti-socialist right wing argument is that people vote for the left because the left promises them government benefits.

Mitt Romney :

"There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president [Obama] no matter what... who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it... My job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."

The check is always in the mail with this guy.

Trump is a lying sack of shit.

Democrats should counter that they’ll pay double whatever the Republicans pledge (min $10k, max $30k), paid entirely by a wealth tax on assets over $1 billion if they win a filibuster-proof supermajority.

Billionaires actually have enough assets to get to $30.6k per person, so Democrats wouldn’t even have to tax their assets above $1 billion at 100% to get there.

Republicans when talking about min wage: "We can't give out money, or else inflation happens, learn something!"

Republicans when voting comes up: "HAVE FREE MONEY!"

Assuming there are about 250M adults in the US, $5K for everyone would ring up a bill of at least $1.25T. Im sure the party of no handouts and fiscal responsibility did this math though.

I've heard you don't always pay your debts. I'll take mine in advance please.

Trump is the most predictable human to ever have lived because if he’s speaking you can be sure he’s not telling the truth. It’s a 100% guarantee.

A promise from the always does lies man!

Also, you've spent that and more on lost savings, higher gas, groceries, restaurants, fucking everything he broke.

Shoots you in the toe, cuts off both feet and then announces, "if you keep me around, everyone gets a single shoe!"

And if you're a loyal cult member all this time, do you have any issue with the gate here? Like... Why isn't he just giving you $5k today, or for the last election and and all the fascism you enabled? Almost sounds like he's full of shit and only a moron would believe anything he says.

Why don't they just give it now? They control all 3 branches.

Another MAGA IQ test.

I'm sad there are no repercussions. This shouldn't be allowed. Its not okay. Even saying it isn't okay.

Election meddling isn't okay.

Oh another morality test for America, the last one was " will you vote for a corrupt rapist who has proven they are bad for the country, or a woman". This one is " knowing exactly how fucked everything you care about will become, will you still vote for it if a corrupt liar says they will give you money that they literally cannot give you"

Make it $10K, and I'll consider it, but I want 50% up front.

(Fuck this treasonous pedophile, I'll take his money, and still vote for the most Commie candidates I can find)

What a dam jackass. Why doesn't he just say we'll all get ponies and hot pants while he's at it?

It's a low-ball figure. $5000 would last us about a month. Rent, Utilities, Food & more, it all adds up. The election is for a period of 24 months, not 1 month. A reasonable monetary figure that isn't a lowball would be $120,000 ---> $5000 a month for 24 months.

Free IVF for everyone!

Remember that promise too?

I'm in the market for a new roof and was looking into metal vs tiles. I expected the former to cost more but the price difference was insane. The roofer explained that the tariff war is to blame. As it stands, even if I got a 5 grand rebate on metal, it would still not cancel out the tariff. Of course, as a Canadian, the thought exercise is moot, but I wouldn't be surprised if my American counterparts are crunching similar numbers.

So, socialism? (From those vehemently opposed to it)

At this point he might as well make it $50k

on the one hand this is stupid, on the other hand he was elected by stupid people, so upon reflection it will probably work as a motivation.

Make it 20k and we'll talk.

I think at this point I'm open to bribes

Edit: 20k is my estimate on what it would take to leave the country.