Amended by u/Snapz:
Did lead and microplastics get discontinued? Man, I really enjoyed those!
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You're missing the high fructose corn syrup.
Where's the beans?
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Bundle both infectious bacteria together and just say "infectious bacteria". And then add micro plastics. You missed those.
Where's the roadkill?
Since that orange fuck wants his name on everything, start calling all the things that have gone to shit after him.
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What no measles?
That was just sloppy.
So much winning
Which category has the cyclospora? I want to lose 5 pounds
Suggesting a minor change...
Everyone knows that meat is only supposed to be bought to fund animal cruelty, not to be eaten. You're supposed to thoroughly throw it out to prevent disease risk
Where brain worms?
Oh hey, they upgraded it to Mystery Beef? Nice. Things are looking up
flesh eating maggot enriched beef
Why did I read this to the tune of "we didn't start the fire"? so weird. 🎵
Sorry, there's another layer. Crippling depression.
Now do another country!
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Nice to see that they are at least limiting metal by placing it on top. Responsible.
Weird that you completely missed measles though? It's ones of the new staples.
Probably safer to lick the pole on the London tube
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