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[–] 24 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Don't worry, those will be conveniently provided in your tap water, free of charge.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (6 children)

    ...yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/l fl.oz. or whatever freedom unit you guys use these days.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Due to a trade war and actual war with The Lost World of Atlantis, water has been rerouted for military and corporate use and the people of the US will now have to drink their own urine and urine imported from Mexico .

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Double the H per O

    Are you saying standard water or H4O?

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