Sorry couldn't wait for spooky month.

Even the used spices are proprietary >>:)

To make up for it I am uploading this image under CC0! Feel free to use it as an asset in your video game projects!

Scaring lemmy with some closed sauce.

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[–] 71 points 2 months ago (11 children)

That's the longest ketchup packet I've ever seen.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    It only has those strange European looking units on the top of it. Despite living in a few European countries for awhile I can't say I recall seeing a ketchup packet, but yes typically the ones in US at least are shorter

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    It's not longer. It's slimmer. Same price.

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    Ugh, it’s so overly technical and bloated. Even the package size is non-standard.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'm gonna install Linux on my ketchup packet

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Okay, what is spirit vinegar? Milked ghost juice?

    Also does "contains Celery" mean that there's sodium nitrate?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Wait, how do you have 148g of tomatoes for every 100g of sauce?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Ketchup is reduced tomato and sugar. Big part of a tomato is water that boils off.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (12 children)

    The main horror is not that it's closed, but that it is ketchup.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    Hey, ketchup/catsup, (choose your spelling - we don't discriminate), has it's place. It's fine for the sick, old and infirm or small children with weaker constitutions. But anyone purporting to be an adult, a form of mustard is the only choice.

    And yes, there are other sauces to be used as called for in the moment.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (8 children)

    No ketchup. Only mustard! Get a hold of your ovaries and man up!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (5 children)

    Mustard on French fries??? I love mustard but that's probably the last thing I'd put on fries... I'd rather just eat them with nothing 🤢🤢🤢🤮

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Try a nice German mustard or a Dijon. Or mix a bit of good horseradish in with it. There is a lot more to mustard than plain yellow mustard, (which is great on hotdogs with relish).

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Oh I know different mustards! I've even visited the National Mustard Museum in Middleton Wisconsin! I'll put mustard on just about anything but it still sounds gross on fries...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  • The only reason to close the sauce like this is if you’re trying to hide something. What are they doing in there that they don’t want us to see? This is why I don’t use closed sauce servings, anything could be in there and I would have no idea, FOSS (fragrant open sauce servings) are much more ethical and natural to human nature

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'd like to know more about that wooden surface upon which the ketchup is resting. Is it a table, coffee table, chair, or toilet seat? Was the ring formed by a cup, a bowl, a glass, a mug, or a small bucket? What was held inside the object that created the ring? Where did you purchase this wooden panel? Where was it grown? How old was the tree prior to being harvested for lumber?

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you so much for being interested in the wooden surface! It is a table, though it could also very well be a coffee table because I the original wooden panel was to long for the dining table i bought it for so I sawed the rest off and made a coffee table by upgrading an old IKEA LACK table I had laying around. However this picture is taken on the dining table . As for the ring I sadly do not remember the exact point in time it happened but I strongly suspect that it was coffee inside of mug which I regularly drink, in the morning, on that table. Regarding the used wood I am afraid I must disappoint you once more as my knowledge on it lacking. I have bought it in a local DIY shop in Germany so the chances are pretty high it was harvested in that area, however I guess you cannot be too sure about that nowadays. And as it not one solid piece of wood rather glued together I unable to count the age prior to harvest. Sorry about that. Im feeling a bit ashamed I do not know as much about the wood I dine on everyday, but if you have any further questions im happy to help.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Ketchup sucks. And they spell it funny.


    (Image stolen.)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Ew, Heinz. Frenches is way better.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Even this ketchup packet isn't big enough for my mother in law when she orders lasagna.

    Yes, she drowns it in the ketchup.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Long ketchup

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    US conservatives sweating bullets because they can’t figure out what the packet contains.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Sauce where?

    Looks like one you get on events / mountain restaurants around here (Switzera). The tablet matches the later.

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    That's the biggest ketchup packet I've ever seen,.. Looks good...

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