I thought this was a Beaverton article when I saw the headline... nope, we're just that far stupid now.

Canada should pass legislation that updates all official Canadian sources to name the nation to the south the United State of Disarray.

Or maybe United States of Joe Biden. That would rankle.

The same president who is a child rapist? ... let's rename it to Lake Epstein to honour trump's best friend

I wouldn't even dignify it with a response.

Lake America. Guld of America. American Ocean. Red White And Blue Sea. When will it stop.

Lake Ontario, the smallest of the great lakes... If he does this, we'll rename lake superior as Lake Canada

Hilarious self-own by Cheeto man. What a little bitch.

Imbecilic, petulant child

Neither Canada nor New York want this. He can fuck off.

this comes straight from the district of america so all the countries will follow it /s

Packed diaper havin, broom brush head ass

Oh jesuchristo, I guess we just name everything after Amerigo Vespucci now? Every lake is Lake America, every road called America like we are some vast subdivision - America Highway, America Road, America Circle, America Street, America Court, America Way, America Path. Every forest just called America National Forest. Every river the American River.

I cannot wrap my mind around how idiotic this guy is.

Rename the United States to Canada (WIP)

The fact that news is giving this any attention at all lends it legitimacy.

News media sucks. Clickbait.

all right boys get the shipyards going, its 1812 again! we will get revenge for the sacking of york!

Canada to rename New York to Deep South York

Isn't Canada in America as well? 🤔🤔 Or did you all move to another continent?