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[–] 79 points 2 months ago

cow utensils

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  • [–] 46 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Ah, I see we're using the "Fuck You" silverware collection tonight

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    My new favourite cutlery manufacturer

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    They get worse the more you look

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    If I could pick one of each utensil from each set, I'd buy them in a heartbeat. It would be really interesting to see people choosing different utensils for different meals, I bet those choices would correlate with personality traits!

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago

    these could kill an autistic person

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  • [–] 33 points 2 months ago
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    Don't buy cutlery from the Backrooms

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    I hope you wouldn't mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    For some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands. They do look very Tim Burton-esque - maybe Beetlejuice?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago
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    I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.

    Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    I want these though

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    This is the exact type of dinnerware I'd expect Delia Deetz to have.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago
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    Don't know if it's AI or if it's real but for some reason i would hate being forced to use these to eat, i hate the way it looks.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago*

    Don't Starve' Maxwell's cuttlery?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I get nauseous just looking at these utensils, anyone else around with weird-fork fobia?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    I like them. If they weren't as expensive as they are, I'd actually buy them.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Cylon cutlery

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Ah yes, a fork that isn't scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    My eyes kinda skipped over "this" in the title and I was very confused about the picture.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    If you put out that cutlery, what did those friends do to you, and why do you think you should hate them that much?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I'm guessing you no longer want to have friends?

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Too expensive for a joke, too weird for real use. Do they sell?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Get this AI shit out of here!

    /s

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