Going by the website quality alone, feels made up.

Looks staged, no smock or ESD wrist band?

Bless you

The mining gnomes are the worst. And no I won't attempt to spell them.

Thankfully manufacturers label when something contains dairy.

Maybe time for people to cut the cord. I can't think of anything people need a Twitter mirror for.

I tried that but it stopped working for me.

Smell into the oblivion?

But like Jesus and Muhammad said that's bad or something. Better blame it on the women and make them cover up.

I doubt many Americans know what the size of an American football is.

Ivy league janitor never ceases to amaze me.

Republicans for some reason hate CAIR.