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[–] 37 points 2 months ago (4 children)

But I’m laying on my belly…

🌌🦈

😧

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Holy Macaroni you just wrote the entire script of a shitty-on-purpose sci-fi movie. Amazing.

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  • Blåhaj moment :3

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I've never thought about it like this. Turns out I'm literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn't lonely!

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago

    Here I am, laying face down, wondering about space sharks

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago

    Blahaj is here for you 🦈

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Behind every successful person there is a shark

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  • [–] [B] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    But who supports the support-sharks? Do they have a support-support-shark? And then one one must ask: do the support-support sharks as well have a support-shark? A support-support-support shark if you will. When does the madness end? Will there be a support-support-support-support-support-support-shark?

    Thusly capitalism is proven to be verily silly.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Did you know you can drink lava, but only once?

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  • wholesome blåhaj

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Behind every great man is a shark.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Awww, thank you, shark 🥹

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago*

    Thank you, shark.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    I-i-it's YOU, isn't it⁉️

    YOU are the one who wants me succeed, aren't you ⁉️

    T-t-thank you ☺️😍

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    There’s also one in front of me

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    The human that's behind you however...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Sharks kill about 7 people per year. Humans kill about 100,000,000 sharks per year. We are the dangerous monsters from the unknown more so than the other way around.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I'm here for the optical fiber and you know it 💫

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Technically, nearly every shark is behind you.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    My shark is ride or die.

    We got this.

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