Well, you know what they say about Greek soldiers. They never leave their brother's behind.
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Bet they ran out of olive oil real fast
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It's all Greek to me
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think musks "historically accurate" grok version will tell them?
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Fun fact: Odysseus didn't need to be tied down to resist the sirens song, but he just was into bondage and roleplay.
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10 years were fighting a war, most definitely with some "spoils" of war
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The Odyssey took 20 years but 10 was spent fighting at Troy where they’d have had camp followers, wives, whores and such.
Then 7 of the next 10 years were on Ogygia where Odysseus at least was fucking Calypso.
Three years is a long dry spell but probably unlikely to change the way you bat… for those who even survived very long.
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It’s not gay if you’re underway
woke is when you make the ancient greeks bisexual
Don't worry, Odysseus kept his men real satisfied.
In the scope of humanity, homophobia is a very new invention.
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Sure, if you would get lost for ten years in the Aegean Sea, you'd have to cuddle the homies.
But you wouldn't, so you don't.
Best friends meant something very different back then.
Greeks been doing it. Celts been doing it. Everybody been doing it!
My buddy in the Navy always says: 100 sailors go out, 50 couples come back.
Man this meme is getting posted a lot.
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"I want to tell you something, but please bend over first"
mm yes casual ace erasure
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