Perfect. xD

The cat on the left in the second panel looks mediaeval.

well, sharing is caring kind of thing

as I've gotten older I've come to realize almost anything is almost impossible to prove, drugs, bombs, blood splatter, ballistics... it's all just horse shit

Cats won't do that.

The article mentions they aren't necessarily wrong, they just aren't finding a stash. Aka, wipe your coke nose off with your sleeve, dog smells it on the sleeve, doesn't mean you still have a bag of coke on you. Aka no drugs "found" but the dog isn't wrong who had coke on them

so maybe they're not cops... just bootlickers who fall for copaganda?

what do I care I'm dead

Sounds eco friendly to me

I mean, both do this to be fair

But they look so cute while doing it!

Worth the trade off tbh

I mean they probably wouldn't by choice, of they were able to operate a can opener I bet it'd be a different story. History has shown humans will eat a corpse rather than starve to death too.

Not sure why anyone cares what happens after they die, they are dead

do you have big plans with your corpse after you die?

Are you saying dogs wouldn't?

Cats usually starve or escape, unfortunately.

Dogs will eat your face.

Ask your local EMT 🤢

Obviously. Catnip time!

It's dogma

Don't give your dog weed.

They do have the skills. We can prove it.

And they don't rat. Cats don't snitch.

Unless you mean 'hunt you like a rat and murder you with alarming sadism'. Large cats will do this. They're adorable.