How odd that he immediately knew it was for him. As if he knows full well what he is doing is evil and that he was there to ruin the citizens of Salem and then escape to his new yacht in the Bahamas.

I love the bike trailer guillotine. I ought to get one.

Invest in guillotines and guillotine services companies. Growth industry for sure.

I fucking LOVE that it was towed by a bike

More CEOs need to fear for their lives.

A device like this can be used to cut delicious, cold watermelon, pineapples, and other fruits for serving to protesters, on hot summer days. We're getting more hot summer days recently, as it happens.

A fully functional one can be built by a handyman using basic tools in a garage workshop in a day. Everything you need can be found at your local homecenter store.

Here's a video of such a fruit cutter in action: https://youtu.be/CJvIzsxmnBY

The People of Salem be like:

MORE OF EXACTLY THIS PLEASE

Guillotine is too kind, we've been through an industrial revolution.

Portable meat grinder or wood chipper would be more apt for these ghouls.

What a little bitch. That's a half scale model.

What is this, a guillotine for hamsters he's afraid of? You couldn't slice a sandwich with that little thing.

And he has the perfect head for it too. Like, its the perfect shape and everything.

A human sized dickhead going into a giant vagina with a meat cleaver in it....It's like they were meant for each other.

And a mobile guillotine hauled by a bicycle is the greenest shit ever.

So when are we going to start popping these big juicy white heads? I'm starving.

With a neck like that, the executioner won't have any problems at all.

Fuck yeah! Go Salem!

But I bet he doesn't take the hint.

I noticed while riding home today that my neighbor up the street has built a guillotine. I think it's meant to be a Halloween decoration, but you never know...

Yes. Make them scared. Show them they're just one very mortal individual, and that we are many, many more.

This is so beautiful.

I read the brutal comments and my faith in humanity is restored. ❤️

Love y'all (and glory to Salem).

That’s a well-built guillotine.

That is definitely an informed warrior ride.

Onward the Butlerian Jihad!

I have a good recipe for steel and some sturdy cedar if anyone is interested.

This man knows his history

Its only a little one. It would probably struggle to get his big round head off.

So, it does work.

free speech

More important going to Washington with it

“gets ran out”

good editorial control there folks. very legitimate sounding