I don't want any wine, thanks.

Je mapelle jobbies et je 35 ans. Je habite a Ecosse et je taime Duran Duran et le ping pong.

Je ne veux pas deux cent cinquante grammes d'olives.

Can confirm, their cheese if fucking awesome

They don’t care to understand.

Don't forget their baguette and croissant dividends.

Historically they think, or at least seem to think, learning English is beneath them. In fact doing anything not French is beneath them. Then they act like wankers and that's why everyone hates them.

English is the dominate language and the Chinese even accepted it before the French. At this point the youth have sort of given up and end up consuming a lot of media and internet in English so it's way better. Also the lingua franca of Europe is English so they got to learn it just to speak to everyone else, but they don't really and as such have probably the worst english is western Europe and even most of Europe in general.

But not than Belgians, Dutch, polish or Germans, which are the most frequent comparisons.

lol not in absolute numbers terms, no way. The US has 5x the population, and there are tons of immigrants that speak multiple languages. So regardless of how stupid native-born citizens are, there are still many bilingual+ people.

I've been in France for two days and have already met 2 young people who didn't speak more than high school English. Oh and I'm a tourist, so they were working a job where they have to interact with foreigners regularly...

Now of course anecdote isn't statistics, and my French is certainly no better, but compared to other European countries their English level is... notable.

Ce n'est effectivement pas qu'une question d'accent. Ils utilisent des mots différents pour désigner certaines choses. Dites-vous aussi « quatre-vingt-dix-neuf » au lieu de « nonante-neuf » ?

Someone in France told my friend she was speaking barbarian French (Quebecois French) once.

They're cunts but they're our cunts.

Despite some very famous recent losses, France historically tended to go to war with and win against just about everyone on the continent, as such everyone got a bit salty about it. These days its just more of a meme.

Never understood the hate for the French.

Just look up their colonial past. Before you think "That's old stuff now", some places still suffer from French colonialism today

One of the founding principles of the (CFA, African Financial Community) was that colonies had to keep 50 percent of their foreign currency reserves in the French Treasury, plus an additional 20 percent for financial liabilities. Thus, member states only retained 30 percent of reserves within their borders.

The monetary zone limits industrialization and economic development and discourages trade among member states

It's because insults in French are much better. Insulting in French is more cathartic.

I thought everybody knew that since 2003

Tbf, english insults are generally very lame compared to French, Italian etc etc

https://cdn.britannica.com/53/103653-004-061F5A9D/Alsace-Lorraine.jpg

Et toi?

American commenter detected, how dare you fuck with France without even being European. And if you are European, how dare you using the American punchline when we have our own for France.

FWIW, I don't think it's a practice exclusive to whiteness, since marginalized groups will establish a nucleus of cultural identity as well. Whiteness will supplant that cultural identity in all but name, eliminating the need for traditional ethnic enclaves, but there are still plenty of legitimate (mostly non-white) subcultures in North America with shared practices and traditions that are not wholly American either.

Especially when you tell them they arent french, so i heard. Hehhehe

Without QC we'd have turned indistinguishable from Americans.