One rule. No one stays dead but Uncle Ben.

The Thing should be fine.

I thought this was a new word for a document that isn't a CV 😅

The artist knew... but they managed to get your engagement here, so it worked.

sounds correct. before this "meme", i didn't know that they made another one.

You little shit

I'm not a cunt, someone on Reddit is a cunt. I'm just reposting

You've misspelled "Fuck JK Rowling" there, mate.

only metatron(alan rickman,rip) is the true snape.

This seems like such a placed ad to make tge movie seem more interesting that it is. Oh no, please don't spoil the disney movie, please no god.

When i see the ofiicial movie logo, perfectly cut out and placed, i tend to think it's just an ad. Writing cunt and "new capeshit£ in ms paint would be a meme.

I enjoy marvel slop :(

Don't like the movie you like.

It pronouced as ca-vant.

Some kind of FV*k1ng @ssh0l3. It must be leet speak or something.

You know what it says you dumb bjtch

Apparently people can't read Latin anymore.

Absofuckinglutelynot.

So they DID take my suggestion of making the next Spiderman movie a shot for shot remake of the original Planet of the Apes?

Sweet! 🥳

God damn you all to hell.

Speaking of which, it's pretty wild to imagine that the one part of NYC surviving a thousand years into the future would be a big head made of thin copper sheets attached to an iron frame.

Comics have always waxed and waned. Some of the great storylines in comics happen between some of the worst. Imo it makes sense that the films following this model could do the same, and writing all of the off forever because you haven't been 100% satisfied every time seems silly.

It's okay to not like the MCU, and it's okay to be done with it. But you seem to be suggesting that the MCU was once good in your eyes - why do you think that somebody that has been proven to you to be good once is not capable of being good again?

Someone who apparently hasn't watched anything MCU in 7 years trying to convince everyone that there are no new ideas. It's comic books man. I get that it's too lowbrow for you but just let people like things if they want to.

Good one. The only worthy reply I can think of:

may her cunt be dry and itchy

Like an elephant's trunk ... grey and distended.

Fuck Fandom wikis

All my homies hate Fandom

There are a lot of adults who take the MCU way too seriously.

Really. >!That crazy character reveal? Nothing at all?!< It was one of the best Spider-Man movies because it wasn't typical MCU slop.

If a movie can be spoiled by revealing a plot twist, it’s not a good movie.

If a movie can be ruined by knowing the plot twist then it is not a good movie. Not knowing a twist can improve the experience of the movie because it has more of an impact when it is unexpected. Also knowing if someone does or does not die in a movie really affects any tension the first time watching, which can make a lot of tense scenes meaningless the first time through.

For example, the Sixth Sense is great if the plot twist isn't spoiled because the first time you watch it with one context up until the twist and a rewatch gives you another while you see all the signs of the twist. It is still a good movie even if it is spoiled by knowing the plot twist, but the experience is different.

It doesn't matter how good the movie is, knowing a plot twist takes away some of the suspension.

I never watch a trailer before I watch a movie. I'll read who the director is, maybe some of the cast, the short intro line, and the genre. That's it. Anything more spoils the fun. I can never go blind into a movie on a rewatch, so going blind into the movie on a first watch is the only opportunity.

I disagree