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[+] [S] 78 points 3 months ago (9 children)
  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    It IS the best drink on earth !

    Edit : now I want to know how violet looks.. Damn it I'm off to horny jail again

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] 49 points 3 months ago

    You're iconic Violet

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago
    [–] 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (11 children)

    it's not pee

    Lol, I've had multiple squirters try that line with me, but they can never come up with another fluid that would be likely to come out in that quantity.

    Like, it's fine, I'll put a pet blanket on the bed and no harm, no foul. But don't lie to me lol

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    It is pee with extras, technically. It's also fluid that's created specifically in response to sexual arousal, not just waste. So...sex pee? Curim? Peejaculate? https://www.gbchealth.org/blog/is-squirt-pee/

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Wait so was pee? Damn my ex wife loved to squirt she shoot that shit across the room. I should share this with her.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    As LycanGalen says, it's kind of pee, in the sense that it comes from the bladder and goes out the peehole.

    But pee is strictly speaking waste filtered by the kidneys, with enough urea, ammonia and other stuff in it. And pretty much every single scientifically done testing showed trace amounts of it in squirt.

    Think of it like this: you have a "well seasoned" tea mug, with thick, solidified tea residue on its walls, so solid it barely comes off even if you scrape it. You take this cup, fill it with water. Is that water now tea just because it has some marginal tea residue in it?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    So if the squirt is not pee, but is coming from the bladder, where is it coming from prior to the bladder? Because, if it's the kidneys, then it's kinda pee. If it's not, the. That would be interesting.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Well, it's sort of pee. It's got the same chemicals in it that our body puts in urine, plus excretions from the skene's glands, which are related to the prostate in guys. It also isn't carrying waste from the kidneys, so it's "clean" pee, if that makes sense. Same idea as how cum and pre-cum overlap, but aren't the exact same thing.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    If I piss in your morning coffee, and you drink it, does that mean you didn't drink piss because it was mixed with coffee?

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    It only has some of the things that are in urine: urea, creatinine, and uric acid, It has things that aren't in urine: Skene's gland secretions, and is missing things that are in urine: salts, amonium, toxins, etc.

    So if I dump protein powder in your coffee, did I put cream in it?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    This sounds exactly like something Sparxie would say.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    The saga continues. It has been a wild ride running into your posts every now and again. Always a surprise, a welcome one, and one I look over my shoulders for.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Dated a girl that did that shit. I had to wash so many fucking sheets. Shit is annoying.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    As long as you didn't have to repaint—

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Wait, what if I want to repaint? Is it strong enough to strip the old paint off?

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    Squirt is not pee, but there is sometimes pee in it since it comes out of the same tap (same with us guys; there can be a small amount of piss in your cum). If you ever tasted both, you'd know the difference cuz they do not taste the same. Even non-squirters produce it, just not nearly as much.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Damn, i thought i was in r/HonkaiStarRail

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I might have to use this term now

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Glad to have you back violet

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
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    I hate when my lips get really chapped and a piece of it starts hanging down like that.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Good on you, but I hope you aren't ruining marriages!

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