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[–] 215 points 3 months ago (6 children)

That is unironically a good idea

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If it has to be by a correspondence course... Because sadly you don't want random adults around a bunch of teens and kids.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    That's what I was gonna say. You don't want the uk maga types in a room full of kids several hours a day.

    Give them their own schools, but they still have to sit at desks and chairs the size corresponding to their year.

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  • [–] 145 points 3 months ago (14 children)

    As an American, god please elect this dude. It will be so funny and he literally cannot be any worse than the actual politicians running

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    God doesn't elect people 🙄😒

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Yeah, come to think of it, what has that git done for us recently?

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Exactly as much as he's done for us long ago.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Provide convenient excuses for everything, from collecting alms to genocidal intercontinental warfare, you name it, god can be used as a pretext.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    That's not FOR us, though, that's for others AGAINST us..

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    Well certainly less than the Romans did.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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  • [–] 76 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    “Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house."

    Still one more than Farage or Fox would 🤷🏻

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Thats a bit out of date. All the majot parties said 2 weeks ago they weren't going to dignify Nige's tantrum by standing, and they havent.

    Count Binface is literally the most legitimate candidate opposing Farage. The other candidates are 20 odd independents plus the neonazi Laurence Fox

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Thats a bit out of date. All the majot parties said 2 weeks ago they weren't going to dignify Nige's tantrum by standing, and they havent.

    Actually, I'm pretty sure that he "ordered" them to stand down AFTER they had done so on their own 😁

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  • [–] 74 points 3 months ago

    Clacton, do the right thing. Please, I beg of you. We can't afford any more joke candidates, put your vote in the Bin!

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  • [–] 62 points 3 months ago

    Take out the Trash, Bring in the Bin!

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    Entirely appropriate.

    When the world serves up clowns that don't realize they are clowns... retort, with a clown who does.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I've talked to these people, an electric drill couldn't get past that thick skull. Words mean nothing to them.

    I humbly suggest a large does of LSD an hour before school starts, then a dose of Ecstasy at the beginning of the lesson.

    https://kcl-mrcdtp.com/project/the-impact-of-mdma-on-prosocial-processing-in-psychopathy-a-randomised-cross-over-study-using-fmri/

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    It is very funny to me that idiot assholes can be chemically induced to experience ego death, and, sometimes, this results in them starting to form an actual conscience.

    Its like a condition, with a potential cure.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago*

    It is a condition, or family of conditions. Normal brain development involves severing millioms of connections in the toddler's brain. Some people don't develop normally. LSD helps cut redundant connections.

    Better than LSD is probably actively challenging your assumptions, and getting proper sleep.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Infinitely better than what the US has pretending to be government.

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  • [–] 45 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    As much as I support this, the idea that a climate change denier would be capable of completing A level education is just unrealistic.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    You should read-up on some of the things, outside their field of expertise, that have been believed by Nobel Prize winners.

    Even big brain people can harbour tiny brain thoughts somewhere so it might be possible to get A’s in history, eng lit and a modern language whilst still being scientifically illiterate. Who knows?

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    Maybe he can be part time UK MP, part time US President? I'd vote for him, he could take trump easy, and no one knows exactly what the US democrats stand for lately.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    I like this guy.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Vote for the Count not the Cunt: Vote Count Binface.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Is this guy Gary Stevenson in costume?

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    No he's comedian Jonathan Harvey, writer of among other things the political satire "The thick of it" and comedy show "Have I got news for you"

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Binface

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thick_of_It

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Have_I_Got_News_for_You

    I'm sure he'd get along famously with Stevenson though

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    He had to change from Lord Buckethead to Count Binface. At least now people will stop confusing him with the world's greatest guitar player.

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    We need to do this here in America. Same with anti-vaxers.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Praise binface!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Just saying if we ever get rid of the monachy in favour of a president......

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