That is unironically a good idea
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As an American, god please elect this dude. It will be so funny and he literally cannot be any worse than the actual politicians running
Let's see a garbage can take out the trash in the USA too!
I don't have much faith in the people of Clacton... there is a reason why Farage got elected there.... please may I be proven wrong.
God doesn't elect people 🙄😒
Yeah, come to think of it, what has that git done for us recently?
Exactly as much as he's done for us long ago.
Provide convenient excuses for everything, from collecting alms to genocidal intercontinental warfare, you name it, god can be used as a pretext.
That's not FOR us, though, that's for others AGAINST us..
I was mostly referencing the crusades, but it's there, everywhere.
https://as.cornell.edu/news/end-times-rhetoric-us-military-didnt-infiltrate-was-invited
And not just in wars or suicidal terrorist attacks - people use it to normalise the most vile shit you could think of.
Well certainly less than the Romans did.
apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Of course not, he fucked up his comma placement. It should read "as an American god, ..."
“Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house."
Still one more than Farage or Fox would 🤷🏻
nah, reform will teardown affordable houses that are already there. they will build negative affordable houses
Thats a bit out of date. All the majot parties said 2 weeks ago they weren't going to dignify Nige's tantrum by standing, and they havent.
Count Binface is literally the most legitimate candidate opposing Farage. The other candidates are 20 odd independents plus the neonazi Laurence Fox
Clacton, do the right thing. Please, I beg of you. We can't afford any more joke candidates, put your vote in the Bin!
If peeing your pants is cool then I'm miles Davis
Entirely appropriate.
When the world serves up clowns that don't realize they are clowns... retort, with a clown who does.
I've talked to these people, an electric drill couldn't get past that thick skull. Words mean nothing to them.
I humbly suggest a large does of LSD an hour before school starts, then a dose of Ecstasy at the beginning of the lesson.
It is very funny to me that idiot assholes can be chemically induced to experience ego death, and, sometimes, this results in them starting to form an actual conscience.
Its like a condition, with a potential cure.
It is a condition, or family of conditions. Normal brain development involves severing millioms of connections in the toddler's brain. Some people don't develop normally. LSD helps cut redundant connections.
Better than LSD is probably actively challenging your assumptions, and getting proper sleep.
Infinitely better than what the US has pretending to be government.
As much as I support this, the idea that a climate change denier would be capable of completing A level education is just unrealistic.
Then they can keep trying until they either pass or adjust their career expectations accordingly 🤷🏻
You should read-up on some of the things, outside their field of expertise, that have been believed by Nobel Prize winners.
Even big brain people can harbour tiny brain thoughts somewhere so it might be possible to get A’s in history, eng lit and a modern language whilst still being scientifically illiterate. Who knows?
There's something to be said for the idea that the more intelligent someone is, the better they are at rationalizing the things they believe.
Maybe he can be part time UK MP, part time US President? I'd vote for him, he could take trump easy, and no one knows exactly what the US democrats stand for lately.
Is this guy Gary Stevenson in costume?
No he's comedian Jonathan Harvey, writer of among other things the political satire "The thick of it" and comedy show "Have I got news for you"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Binface
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thick_of_It
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Have_I_Got_News_for_You
I'm sure he'd get along famously with Stevenson though
He had to change from Lord Buckethead to Count Binface. At least now people will stop confusing him with the world's greatest guitar player.
I unironically think Gary is going to feature Binface in an episode if he's elected as a MP, it would make numbers skyrocket and Binface is able to be serious while cracking jokes
Just saying if we ever get rid of the monachy in favour of a president......


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