I fuckin did it!


I fuckin did it!


It’s a little scary to learn that the reason the stock market graphs are always so jagged minute to minute through the day is because of people like these.
there's opportunity in trading. but to assume you'll get the benefit is very similar to assuming you'll beat the casino. it's possible, but unlikely, especially in the long term.
ironic that you say you'll lose in the long term, given that investing long term in an index fund is one of the safest ways to invest.
yeah, that's the whole point of the game. "trading" is the one that will not work in the long term. staying in the index fund is the good option.
Well you can game volatile stocks and you can buy and sell whenever you feel like it. Stuff like Tesla you know they're gonna swing down or swing up because shit's just so manipulated
The couch can remain irrational longer than I can remain solvent.
Small request, can you add the couch’s win pct next to the number of games it has won? I’m lazy
Thanks!
I won. Does that mean I should start betting on stocks? Ok.
I beat 9/10 monkeys! Damn I'm good, I should do this for real!

Spamming the trade buttons seems to be a good strategy
Wtf it's harder than I imagined
U r sure it's not "be at the couch"
These are always good counter arguments to technical analysis. But I’d love to see something where you get industry news surrounding the stocks and have to see if you can also trade based on the news and noise or if the couch wins there.
Fucking brilliant ! 👏👏
glad you liked it mate! you won or what?
I played maybe 15 games. I won one in 99th percentile and lost one in like 40th.
You main visual is the market line, but I would make the main visual the competing lines of you vs couch, whether that’s bars or also graphed on the market. Otherwise, you’re sort of burying the mental image you want people to take away.
There’s also times where the market went completely south, so I did nothing, and got the “enlightened” position.
It’s a neat micro-game, but it comes off as preachy. Maybe that’s your intent, but being preachy can really turn people off. That maybe not your intent.
the two lines are certainly harder/confusing to follow, i preferred the absolute numbers at the top. the preachy thing is certainly a choice, i do want to make a point with this. the whole thing is based on that tone of voice. i hear you, it'll turn some people off and i think i'm ok with it. appreciate the honest feedback.
I would like a slider mode. It's very hard to do any sensible strategy with an all or nothing approach. If market goes up by 30% I want to progressively sell and vice versa
it's over two years so while not long term, it's not short either. lots of ups and downs. but i'm thinking of adding a career mode with 2x10 years, start with 10k, see where you end up kind of thing.
That one would be almost impossible to beat unless you recognise the the boom/bust cycle. It sounds interesting
Interesting game. You could add crypto currencies for fun factor. Beating the couch in bitcoin trading could be an interesting challange
As far as I can tell it only used stock that "won". In that scenario, beating the couch is hard luck. But stock that ends up on 0, you could win more easily.
In real life I live off of that, so a couch won't always win 😋
I got 2 years just post 1929 and the only reason I won was I sold early and only lost 30% of the 10k, the couch lost 6k.
it uses S&P500 which isn't necessarily winning stocks. although it wins over the long term, lots of losing years are included here.
i only tried 3 or 4 times and it always was a winner (for that period), so my comment shall be disregarded if there are also loosing stocks in the same ratio :)
Maybe add a volume chart to measure market activity, a candle stick chart to see the intra day OHLC and a moving average line chart. Just to see if people fare better compared to just an end of day line chart.
Is your point here that holding assets over a long period of time always pays off more than selling high and buying low?
There is really no strategy to this, I just waited it out and the highest point was at the end, as was to be expected, never mind compounded interest over recurring investments or portfolio diversification.
Also I don't understand why the other player is a couch?
at the core it, it's a fun little game and not much more a lot of people do "chart reading" to predict the market and this kind of pokes fun at that
the idea is trying to time the market (whether buying or selling) is very hard and the s&p500 usually wins over the mid-to-long run
and the other playing a couch is just to show how little of an effort it takes to make more money than trading - an inanimate object in an index fund can outperform you.
I think you should spend a few more sentences selling the couch to players: "It doesn't buy. It doesn't sell. It just holds on to the stocks it already has."
Or something like that.
Frankly I don't know how anyone would misunderstand what the meaning of playing against a couch is here. Although personally I'd use a potato
The example I always found in investing literature is that the best class of investor is "dead people", since they don't time the market. Hard to say which one makes the point better.
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