Might as well post this, seeing as I’ve used it in a few threads.

[Image Description: an oil painting depiction of a toad dressed in gentlemanly Victorian period clothing with a caption that reads “gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you my name was included on the tesseract block list”]

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[–] 52 points 3 months ago (5 children)

It's a big club and no one knows how they joined!

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    idk I've got a bit of an idea 🤣️

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    lol. and i'm on the naughty list because i didn't spank you hard enough, i guess?

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  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Oh fuck boys, I did it. I'd like to thank everyone that helped me get here.

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    [–] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    I'm extremely disappointed in myself as well as really confused why I didn't make the list... I feel like I'm pretty clearly anti state and capitalism? Ban me dammit!

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I have no idea of what is going on, all I know is that while a shitload of massive shit is going on, and a fuckton of less massive shit is going on, some relatively minor shit has also been going on, and in two weeks I will be down in Germany on taking a ride on an airship and seeing some cool stuff.

    Just one more week until my vacation...

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    What's your rank?

    I'm ranked 95 on the leaderboard #Top100 #pro-leftist

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I’m still fucking pissed I didn’t make the list. I’m an asshole and I deserve to be recognized as such!

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I made 12th on the regex but it appears to be sorted alphabetically

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    How would somebody go about finding their name? Do they just have to download the GitHub repo and search?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Run this command in your terminal. Works on Linux, but will need to be modified on windows

    $ curl -s https://tesseract.dubvee.org/tesseract/api/system/policy | base64 -d | gunzip > policy.json
    
    

    Creates the list and puts it into a file called policy. One of the largest issues is that the list isn't even in the repository. Its gotten while the we app is running, and not readily available

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    catgirl-salute To a Certified Poster

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    We need a badge or flair or something.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    So hot right now.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Its basically a participation trophy at this point.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    One of us, one of us

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Proud of you, bub.

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    Keep up the good work.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I am a little sad I haven't commented on things frequently enough to be on the list.

    My views and comment history would definitely put me on that list.

    And the current American government's list. Though, let's be honest, all of the fediverse is on that one.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    We should print t-shirts. "Tesseract Shadowban" sounds metal AF. 🤘🏼

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    [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Can someone ELI5 what a tesseract shadowban is? I've been seeing it mentioned everywhere, and I don't know what any of those words mean.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    tesseract is basically another client for lemmy, but the developer creating it has shadowbanned any communities that are to the left of him or trans/queer communities (blahaj.zone, for example).

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Has anyone checked if PugJesus made the list?

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  • [+] -6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Probably more likely to make that list than be on it.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Hopefully soon.

    Do some of y'all not know that pug is one of the most ban happy people on Lemmy?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I’m not on the list, does this mean I’m on the right of lemmy or that I just don’t say the quiet part out loud?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Somehow I made it in too!

    Support of my trans hommies and commenting on pictures of cats and opossums has finally paid off!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    It looks.like teseract stopped development in 2023?

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Nope, the developer made it private, then rolled it back and rebased it so that forks that were made to remove the hidden blocklist can’t accept new changes from main.

    It a a bunch of take-my-ball-and-go-home fuckery (and might be illegal, depending on the license it was published under)

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    The author of the code always has the rights to do anything they want with it (except take other people's code and put it in there). The license grants rights under certain conditions to other people.

    So this might only be complicated if someone else contributed to the repo, but I doubt it that removing or rebasing someone's contributions can ever be judged illegal.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Was it commenting on that certifiably insane, long-winded, and possibly AI Tesseract post from yesterday?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    The people who keep trying to defend this stuff are odd.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

    I'm not defending it at all to be clear! I saw a crazy Tesseract person with a crazy rant yesterday.

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