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[–] 172 points 3 months ago (11 children)

The last thing they said. I'll never have to say "What?" 4 times in a row again.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Huh? Does this come with all people? How do you set it?

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  • [–] 52 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    Is "how much I would like them on a scale from 0 to 10 (with a resolution of like 0.01) if I got to know them at a deep level" allowed? Or is that cheating?

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    [–] 144 points 3 months ago (20 children)

    Number of times they molested kids.

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  • [–] 74 points 3 months ago (13 children)

    Monkey paw's finger curls: You can see them. They're EVERYWHERE. People you thought you knew and loved have numbers greater than zero over their head. Despite your horror, you try to make use of the power to try to bring them to justice. No one believes you. You have the Cassandra's curse of the status quo. 'Steve? What are you talking about? He'd never do anything like that. Butter wouldn't melt. You should probably shut your mouth before we get offended about what you said about our friend and kick the shit out of you. Know what I mean?' You watch the news and see everyone who has a position of power over you and your loved ones has a non-zero number. You try to escape into fictional media but your favorite actors are non-zeroes, the author pictures in your favorite books show non-zeroes, the album sleeves of your favorite bands show non-zeroes.

    Knowledge can be a burden.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Justice can be brought without anyone believing a thing you say.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Ehh. Serial killers tend to only get so far.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I heard in america, that FBI says there are few serial killers around that never get caught. They probably have a system or lack thereof.

    Some media sources have cited estimates suggesting there may be 25 to 50 active serial killers in the United States at a given time, though the FBI has stated that the true number cannot be quantified.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Given that most solved murders are cases where the victim knew the killer, go out and kill random people with non zero values. Spread it around.

    You may eventually get caught. How many is enough to say it was worth it?

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Then as you live in horror and disgust, you see people's numbers rise day after day, unable to prove to others their horrendous crimes.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    And then you befriend a stranger on the internet. You are nervous at first but you can't see them, so you can imagine their number is zero. You hit it off. They're amazing. Funny. Sweet. Kind. Hardworking. The relationship turns into a distant romance. Then you finally meet. You had no idea the number could go that high.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Or… you meet up and are flabbergasted by their ZERO. You could not be happier. You get extremely close, get married, have a child together… twins! You’re out overnight with friends, and your partner’s friend comes to visit. You return the next day to find the kids sleeping in and your beloved and their friend having a nice brunch, laughing with each other gleefully with the number two over each of their heads.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Or x2

    You meet up for the first time in real life, and they do not have a number. How could this be? EVERYONE has a number, thank the gods they’re almost always zero! You’re immediately suspicious of their intentions and past actions. They’re not acting anything like they did online… they’re actually acting really fuckin weird, which greatly discomforts you.

    You grapple with this internal conundrum, but you had failed to notice something crucial: The instant you saw each other, their eyes so briefly darted up, looking above your head.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    What's the point though? We already know the worst offenders without this special power and not a fucking thing is being done about it.

    Edit: I misunderstood the question. I thought it was for everyone to be able to see it. Yeah, this would be a good one to have to know who to avoid...

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  • [–] 84 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    First name.

    "Hey Janine, can you move your cart out of the way, thanks, gonna get by here and go get some ice cream sandwiches."

    "Excuse me, Ravi, trying to get off the train, one moment, thanks."

    "Oh hey, you're a Tanis too, just like me, neat!"

    This will absolutely weird everyone out.

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    My mom gave it to me!

    (And then I kept it when I transitioned, and now she says it’s too feminine and she wishes she didn’t. No backsies, mom! It’s mine and I’ll never be your son.)

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Would it be their preferred name or legal name? What about people who go by different names in different contexts? For example, William at work, but Bill with friends & family? Or stage names? Or professional titles?

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  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago* (6 children)

    % of how genuine they are with me, easy to figure out who's worth the time and who isn't.

    Could be a problem in a relationship tho. I take it back, just the cumulative numbers of fart in a lifetime.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    The "genuineness" statistic sounds like the sort of thing that would gradually drive me insane.

    I'd probably end up staring into the mirror and seeing an abysmally low number for myself.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    And you find the one person who's 100%, but actually they're a dick. It seems like they'd be a dick.

    Like, I'd be unusually high (and it's gone poorly), but I still purposely don't say certain things.

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    [–] 36 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    Some kind of "empathy score." Not sure what the formula would be, but it would reflect how readily they feel empathy for another person, and how many other people they can care about.

    A narcissist would have a 0 -- they can only care about themself. Someone with very limited empathy would have a small number -- say, they can only care about their immediate family, and they need to really get to know someone before they care about that person. People who naturally care about others, even if they don't know the other person, would have high numbers.

    This number would sometimes just flat out tell you that certain people should be avoided, or certain conversations are pointless with that person. Or if you do need to try to convince them of something, the number may show you how to frame the conversation. E.g., show how it's in their own interest if they have a low number.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    I can't tell if that would end up depressing the crap out of me or making me feel better about the world. My pessimistic brain tells me there are far more un-empathic people in the world than I'd like to acknowledge.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    The only problem with this stat showing is that the fascists would know who to throw into the concentration camps.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (3 children)

    I thought that only you can see this stat, not everyone else. It's an issue of privacy violation otherwise.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    Oh, I didn't see any other rules specified in the question :) So, isn't the fact that I can see everyone's stat above their head already a privacy violation to begin with? Also, am I the only one who gets to see a chosen stat or can other people also choose a stat that only they can see?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It doesn't specify, but if everyone could see it the implications would be more pressing than the question itself. If only one person, or just a select few people, in the world can see it it's not a widespread privacy violation. Just like only a select few people are (supposed) to have access to private information in the real world for it to not be a privacy violation.

    Presumably with questions like others can see different stats if they chose one. And even if only you saw it you could be super unethical and MAKE it a widespread privacy violation by showing social security, credit card, etc. info and stealing whatever you could as much as you could.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Yeah, but those select few are given access for a specific need, like to be able to give you health care or pay your salary, etc. If even just a few randos could see whatever stat they want about all of us for no reason than their own wishes, I'd definitely consider that a violation of our privacy, even if they kept the info to themselves and even more so if it was something they could exploit. But all this is getting away from the spirit of the question.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    This! You would be able to see who's trusting and caring? Perfect for scaming people all day, every day! I love it!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Oh awesome. I'd love something like that, and do think we need to kind of train every person to understand and analyze others empathy better. Because this is a major problem when selecting, voting or promoting people into position of power. Every time there is a competition for a promotion, the ones that care the least about anything but more power or money or influence will be statistically more likely to advance. The more self serving the better. So at the top end you have function sociopaths who are very adept at lying about themselves or even to themselves.

    Detecting purely self-serving or greedy people would be awesome and should be taught and trained for in school as basic political education. You know like math or PT is taught and trained. And candidates for political power should be put through some kind of "psychological gauntlet" to make it at least more likely they show they care or believe in something besides gaining more power.

    It might also be possible to create a kind of AI models to evaluate and analyze people seeking power. Like some sort of lie detector test observing every reaction and every word and tonal shift in a conversation with the machine. Something like the interrogation in Blade Runner or "The Expanse" Season 1. Of course a bit of a ludicrous idea.

    Might be better to just pick someone at random, quite likely to get better world leaders like that.

    But this remains a fundamental problem of any hierarchical system, no matter if capitalism or socialism. We are now in an age where humanity can easily destroy itself, and we have collectively chosen, or proven unable, to save ourselves from the existential danger of climate change. And despite our "advances in ethics" in general, we're still ruled by total shits. And no matter what system we choose the problem will persist. Lack of empathy is a very strong indicator for that.

    Sorry for the long rant lol

    FYI, I believe you use narcissist wrong, because generally they "weaponize empathy" to manipulate people. They absolutely need to maintain a false glamorous mirror image of their own ego (or they die) and will use all sorts of rationalizations or delusions to keep that up. From a young age they need to pretend and for that they need to read people very well. And as long as they see you as one of the awesome people they'll charm you, but if they see you as one of the shit people they'll flip and treat you like dirt. And no amount of time will change that lol.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    A scale of 1-10 at how likely we could be friends.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I imagine everyone would be surprised by the number of 8's, 9's, and 10's.

    We're very good at making friends when we try.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Healthbar.

    "Hey, fuck you! I'm gonna kick your ass, man!"

    "Mighty big talk for someone who only has 4hp."

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    A boolean indicating if they want a conversation or not

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    or maybe between 0 and 1. that way it would be easier to see if the topic that I've decided is super interesting and won't shut up about is interesting to the to the other person as well. If I start seeing the number dropping quickly, time to change topics or just walk away.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago (5 children)
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    No need for that because by definition it's only displayed above people's heads. You can tell someone isn't human if nothing is displayed over them.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (3 children)

    What if the non humans are people though. I guess maybe we should just leave then alone

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    How willing they are to talk to you right now. You can always pick the right person to talk to if you need to ask a question, give a friend the exact amount of space they need if they’re going thru something, and easily identify people that are interested in you (or not). Best of all, though, you can spot someone who’s a little too eager to talk and avoid a hostage-style conversation where they won’t let you leave politely

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Your eyes scan the room, skimming the numbers. Everyone is in their own conversation, 20, 35, 15, nothing promising until you spot an 85. Their back is turned but you make your way through the crowd to their side of the room. You say "Hey", and they turn, and as soon at they see you their number starts to drop. 75, 60 45, 10. Ouch, sometimes you wonder why you even try.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    oh man, actually yea, not the person who suggested it but, that lowkey would suck so hard.

    Then again mine would be broken at like a 5-10 the majority of the time so I wouldn't have to worry XD

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    None. Someday, some company will build and sell a tool that actually does that, and it will be hella privacy invasive. Actually, it'll probably just be another invasive feature added to the Ray Ban perv glasses.

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