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[–] 203 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 61 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I thought that other giant piece of shit republican was about to die?

    Let's hope these old republican assholes all start dying off quick.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    You can throw your rock, and hide your hand Working in the dark against your fellow man But sure as God made black and white What's done in the dark will be brought to the light

    You can run for a long time Sooner or later God'll cut you down

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  • [–] 113 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

    Mark Twain

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  • [–] 36 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Actually, it wasn't Twain. It was Clarence Darrow who first said something very like it about 10 years after Twain's death.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago*

    I feel like Mark Twain elbows Darrow in the afterlife every time it gets misattributed to him

    Edit: I feel like it's really important understand when I say this it's the Mark Twain from that tng episode times arrow where they all go in the past and meet Mark Twain and he figures out that they are spacemen

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  • [–] 47 points 4 months ago

    oh thank god. Fuck that guy.

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  • [–] 46 points 4 months ago

    Graham before McConnell? t’s like walking into a deli and coming out with a free slice of cake. I didn’t expect it, but I’m not upset.

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  • [–] 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Fucking hell I was thinking would see Mitch McConnell death announcement, I was not expecting this....I just know can't stop smiling.

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  • [–] 39 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    RULE OF THREE. WHO’S NEXT?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I know a lot of people are hoping for Kissenger, and admittedly for good reasons, but I have a personal hang up with Roger Stone.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Kissinger died 3 years ago dude. Stone is a good pick

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  • [–] 35 points 4 months ago

    Enjoy hell you insufferable prick.

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Good riddance, hopefully McConnell is already dead.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago

    C'mon, Yahweh; take Bibi next.

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  • [–] 48 points 4 months ago

    They say one should never say bad things about the dead, only good.

    He is dead. Good.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I don't believe in God, but they did just get me an unmatched birthday present, could not have asked for a better gift.

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    I still can't believe he never found a wife. Amazing for someone 71 years old.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Could have done so much good in SC as an out gay man. Didn't.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Yeah he could have retired and come out, tried to make the worst people in SC more tolerant of specifically white cis gay men. But even that basic decency escaped him.

    Never let it be said that he ever found a moral choice difficult, for he spent his whole life choosing to do the wrong and cowardly thing without question.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago

    Rest in piss

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    It’s only Sunday and my week is already awesome!

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    One evil bastard down, the GOP-1 number of evil bastards to go.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people.

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    [–] 42 points 4 months ago

    Dude what let's fucking go! 🔥🔥🔥

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I'm glad I'm living at a time where I outlive the people I loathe

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Whenever I think about making a healthy choice instead of picking the easy option I think about the people I will survive thanks to a healthy lifestyle. I mean I also do it because I try to be good to myself, but sometimes a little spite goes a long way.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    Some people make the world a better place with their passing, others make the world a better place with their passing

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (7 children)

    Others pass away and make the world a better place

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    that's the point of the sentence

    some passing (going though the world) makes the world better

    others passing (death) is what makes the world a better place.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Yeah, but my joke is that they both sound the same :P

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    but, in my version they were the same

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    Lorenzo Salgado, the home builder guy in Houston who ice murdered deserves all the attention Lindsey Graham's death is getting.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    I'll pray for his soul to get the afterlife he deserves🙏🏿

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    From the looks of that photo, even he's saying, "Hooray!"

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    [–] 19 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    A brief and sudden illness describes ricin poisoning, I speculate wildly in the knowledge that Graham recently supported a sanctions package against Russia, a nation notorious for silencing dissidents with ricin.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    The article said: "A preliminary examination by the DC Medical Examiner has determined the possible cause of death for longtime Senator Lindsey Graham to be aortic dissection due to arteriosclerotic cardiovascular disease, officials said Sunday.". Read the article people, or at least the first paragraph 😄

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    It was also like a hundred years old. That happens when you're above 60.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    He was just in Ukraine though. It's very likely a heart attack or something from old age, and it's also not unlikely that Russia got to him in Ukraine with one of their signature assassinations.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Does it even Matter? Nazis killing Nazis. They love doing that shit. Or a really old guy dying of old. That happens too.

    Do we really care who kills these people, as long as they're dead? Is it worth conspiratizing over?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    No, it doesn't matter, I'm celebrating either way.

    It would be extra delicious though to find out he was killed by Russians in Ukraine as a favor to Iran as revenge for killing the Grand Ayatollah and the 200 school girls, it would be so good for the soul to know Israel got him killed.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    I think whatever happened to him is distinct from "heart attack," as if it were that, then news outlets would just be calling it that. Instead, they're going out of their way to explain this other thing.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    and mitch mcconell is suddenly recovering as he passed away.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    I'm not upvoting the story this time, I'm upvoting the death itself.

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