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I thought that other giant piece of shit republican was about to die?
Let's hope these old republican assholes all start dying off quick.
You can throw your rock, and hide your hand Working in the dark against your fellow man But sure as God made black and white What's done in the dark will be brought to the light
You can run for a long time Sooner or later God'll cut you down
I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
Mark Twain
Actually, it wasn't Twain. It was Clarence Darrow who first said something very like it about 10 years after Twain's death.
I feel like Mark Twain elbows Darrow in the afterlife every time it gets misattributed to him
Edit: I feel like it's really important understand when I say this it's the Mark Twain from that tng episode times arrow where they all go in the past and meet Mark Twain and he figures out that they are spacemen
So he has wished a man dead. No need to pretend to have a moral high ground for the sake of appearing "civil".
Graham before McConnell? t’s like walking into a deli and coming out with a free slice of cake. I didn’t expect it, but I’m not upset.
Fucking hell I was thinking would see Mitch McConnell death announcement, I was not expecting this....I just know can't stop smiling.
RULE OF THREE. WHO’S NEXT?
Old man grassley most likely just due to being older than dirt.
I know a lot of people are hoping for Kissenger, and admittedly for good reasons, but I have a personal hang up with Roger Stone.
Kissinger died 3 years ago dude. Stone is a good pick
Good riddance, hopefully McConnell is already dead.
He is. Or he's a vegetable, which is no different in terms of being able to perform hus duties as a senator. They're playing weekend at Bernie's with him and they'll do the same when ol Grim eventually claims Trump.
Graham was the final sacrifice McConnell needed to ascend to lichdom
They say one should never say bad things about the dead, only good.
He is dead. Good.
I don't believe in God, but they did just get me an unmatched birthday present, could not have asked for a better gift.
I still can't believe he never found a wife. Amazing for someone 71 years old.
Could have done so much good in SC as an out gay man. Didn't.
Yeah he could have retired and come out, tried to make the worst people in SC more tolerant of specifically white cis gay men. But even that basic decency escaped him.
Never let it be said that he ever found a moral choice difficult, for he spent his whole life choosing to do the wrong and cowardly thing without question.
One evil bastard down, the GOP-1 number of evil bastards to go.
Hahahahahaha
I'm glad I'm living at a time where I outlive the people I loathe
Some people make the world a better place with their passing, others make the world a better place with their passing
Others pass away and make the world a better place
that's the point of the sentence
some passing (going though the world) makes the world better
others passing (death) is what makes the world a better place.
Yeah, but my joke is that they both sound the same :P
but, in my version they were the same
Ugh, dude, that's the joke
Lorenzo Salgado, the home builder guy in Houston who ice murdered deserves all the attention Lindsey Graham's death is getting.
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666 Hell Yeah
A brief and sudden illness describes ricin poisoning, I speculate wildly in the knowledge that Graham recently supported a sanctions package against Russia, a nation notorious for silencing dissidents with ricin.
The article said: "A preliminary examination by the DC Medical Examiner has determined the possible cause of death for longtime Senator Lindsey Graham to be aortic dissection due to arteriosclerotic cardiovascular disease, officials said Sunday.". Read the article people, or at least the first paragraph 😄
I was elected to speculate wildly, not read.
But, yeah, aortic dissection is a bitch. There isn't really anything you can do about it unless you happen to be near a surgery suite that is expecting you.
It was also like a hundred years old. That happens when you're above 60.
He was just in Ukraine though. It's very likely a heart attack or something from old age, and it's also not unlikely that Russia got to him in Ukraine with one of their signature assassinations.
Does it even Matter? Nazis killing Nazis. They love doing that shit. Or a really old guy dying of old. That happens too.
Do we really care who kills these people, as long as they're dead? Is it worth conspiratizing over?
No, it doesn't matter, I'm celebrating either way.
It would be extra delicious though to find out he was killed by Russians in Ukraine as a favor to Iran as revenge for killing the Grand Ayatollah and the 200 school girls, it would be so good for the soul to know Israel got him killed.
I heard a theory he died from poppers a common party drug in the gay community. Interesting theory put out by a man of the community
I think whatever happened to him is distinct from "heart attack," as if it were that, then news outlets would just be calling it that. Instead, they're going out of their way to explain this other thing.



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