That being said, 9, 12, and 13 were the bomb.

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By popular demand secret option 34.

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Here’s your Choco Taco 35.

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[–] 66 points 4 months ago (4 children)
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    Literally came to say fuck off with your no choco taco chart! lol

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Where the fuck is spongebob

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago

    where is the choco taco!

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Where the fuck is the orange push pop?

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (21 children)

    13 all fucking day. We even had the Schwann's guy deliver boxes of them back in the day

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    A box is a rectangular container typically made of cardboard.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    No what is 13 obviously the only thing I cant google

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    Schwann's is (was?) a frozen food delivery service. They'd have a big ass freezer truck that they'd drive through the neighborhood making deliveries, and you would get a big catalogue of options to choose from. It was essentially a curated frozen foods section of the supermarket on wheels, and they had some really good stuff.

    No idea if they are still around, I certainly don't see the trucks anymore.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Yeah I couldve googled schwanns I meant what is 13 from OP ive never seen it before

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

    Oh! Its typically called "strawberry shortcake" or something along those lines. Its a slightly tart and sweet strawberry ice cream center, with a creamy outer layer, covered in a yummy similarly flavored breading crumbles.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    the company exists just as a frozen foods company, but is now owned by a south korean conglomerate. when schwans was sold to cj in 2019, the home delivery business was spun-off and still owned by the family. it later went out of business, not long after an absolutely horrible rebrand.

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    I once got hired under the table to help unload a Schwann's freezer trailer one night and was compensated with a cooler full of product of my own choosing at cost. The markup on the items was insane, my household ate for weeks off that.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Horrifically deformed you say?

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    Number 6, I was an ice cream sandwich kinda kid. Number 3 if I wanted to change it up, because it lasted a long time.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago*

    The fuck? Where's the god damn ChocoTaco?! I thought this was an ice cream truck from the past, not the present day. 😩

    No Big Ed Super Saucer, either. Got that tiny little Nestle bullshit one, tho.

    Ugh... 13 I guess. 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    1, 11, or 14

    I'm a simple man with simple pleasures

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    20 or 22, I'm easily fooled, had a Sega Genesis and TMNT bedsheets.

    That said, we were too poor to get anything most of the time. We were at a park because it's free, I mean c'mon. (And before you ask, no, the Genesis was a gift from a guy who wanted to fuck my mom. Lol)

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Where is nightmare fuel Spongbob?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago*

    Chaco taco. #35

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    This made me look back at the ice cream available in my youth, and find what I find is the most iconic year of ice cream here in Sweden:

    1999!

    I was 11/12 years old, and loved the concept of the Winner Taco, but my favorite ice cream back then was the Magnum Ego, it was just amazing!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Those Solero dots were absolutely baller, same for the Twister

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Only issue was if you were not fast enough, they would clump in the bottom and be very hard to get out

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I was always disappointed if it was a

    instead of a proper

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    Those character ones were always malformed mutants never meant to see the light of day. I got my daughter a Sonic ice cream bar and she said it gave her nightmares. I am being serious, and I find it as funny now as I did back then.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Where's Slimer and where's the ChocoTaco?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    You’re all wrong! There is another…

    La Menorquina coconut ice cream inside a real coconut

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Where's the OG push up pop in the cardboard toilet paper tube? I'm too old for this meme

    One cardboard tube Flintstones pushup pop and a box of candy cigarettes please. Here's my $1.25

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    You had me with the candy cigarettes. I've had the push pop things (they were like a sorbet right? Or something creamier idk, I just remember fruity) but the cigarettes are a something my mom talks about.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    6, but if i was a kid i probably would pick something 17-24. On another topic idk if anyones had #6 lately but shrinkflation hit this HARD over the past 10 years...

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Those malt cups were always so gross, tasted like ice that had been shown a picture of chocolate once.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    6 was my go to. Never let me down

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Hailey I got you one of those fucked up sonic the hedgehog icecreams

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I would fuck with all 12-16

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    Where are the Big Sticks and Choco Tacos?

    I WOULD FLIP THAT TRUCK OVER AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND!!!

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    17 somehow always ended up looking like a Lovecraftian abomination

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Nowadays either 9 or 6, but where is the hoky grail Choco Taco?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    6 or 16 if they're out of 6.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    5,6 or 10. I dont know the products tho maybe they're trash.

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    Is 6 a real It's-It, or is it some bullshit knock-off?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    11 is GOAT. We had an ice cream freezer in the lunch room of my elementary school and I would always get that one. Cost a whole $0.50!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    2, 3, or 25. (I hated getting my hands dirty and preferred to eat out of a cup.)

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    6 or 33 for me

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    I always got the bomb pops too, or "rocket pops" which were generic versions they sometimes had and which were actually superior.

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    Golden Gaytime? Anyone?

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