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[–] 101 points 4 months ago
[–] 131 points 4 months ago (27 children)

At that point just say "Nice tits" and get the awkwardness out of the way. I ain't playing your little power game as one of those friends.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    But ...what if the tits aren't nice?

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Perfect username for this comment.

    But also, it just depends. Sometimes it’s about the party, place, and people.

    I don’t talk about it much in normal spaces, but a subset of my friends group is fairly routinely naked or (with consent) randomly and casually sexually interacting with others.

    At the most recent party with this group, they had to explicitly say the party was kid-friendly until a certain point, to avoid pink bits and inappropriate demonstrations from happening while children were there. (And also to ensure parents knew to get their kids out of there.)

    Examples of things that routinely occur -Some of the women wear dog toy squeakers in their bra to encourage interaction with their boobs.
    People just compare undergarments and anatomy. Folks just get partially/fully naked and hang out.
    People get tied up on the suspension point in the living room.
    The same mount point can also mount to a pole, and the pole can be swapped in if someone is feeling acrobatic.
    Sex sometimes randomly happens. I’ve been involved in an impromptu threesome. (A twosome spun up and we had a guest appearance.) People leave doors open.
    There’s a hot tub. People use it. (The rule is no bodily fluids in the hot tub.) I mean, it’s kinky people at a party. Not a kink party. But just people at a party that negotiate consent and things happen.

    Different rules for different groups, though. The point isn’t to make people uncomfortable or to play power games (doing that probably would lead to a conversation at minimum and possibly a loss of invitation to future parties), it’s to revel in the physical pleasure of interacting with others and to have fun with folks who like to express their exhbitionist tendencies. While also bitching about work and life and all the other things people do at parties.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Some of the women wear dog toy squeakers in their bra to encourage interaction with their boobs.

    stealing this idea tysm

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    It sounds quite unpleasant, but maybe im thinking of different kinds of dog toys?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    they sell the squeakers on their own separately so you can make your own, i have a big bag of them

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Ahhh that makes more sense than jammer a literal rubber chicken down my bra

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Hahaha!

    My friend that does this bought a pack of 100 of just the squeakers and she always carries spares to share.

    Although… the rubber chicken, which requires a lot less force to honk, might be a good option for the gents. But then they’d honk every time they sat down. Hm… ideas are brewing.

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  • [–] -5 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    If you don't play their power game then they wind up with a recording of you saying that which they'll save indefinitely in case you ever run for political office.

    Also so they can assassinate your character if you ever mildly inconvenience them.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    bruh, ain't no body in the political class here and this kompromat gathering is useless against a bunch of suburbanites that are vicariously living through their friend with the younger partner.

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  • [–] -3 points 4 months ago

    You don't have to be part of the political class to run for office. That type of mentality is exactly how we wind up with a "political class" in-group who disenfranchises and sabotages the campaigns of any commoner who wants to run for office to serve their constituencies (i.e., their neighbors).

    Besides, running for office isn't the only thing that could be sabotaged by this. You could get blacklisted by all the companies in your area. You could get slandered on social media and lose the respect of all your friends and neighbors. Maybe you can't go to a coffee anymore cause you won't be able to trust that someone won't spit in it.

    All because someone recorded you saying "nice tits" and posted it devoid of the context that she was hanging out casually naked and deliberately trying to make you sweat.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] -2 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Probably the last time someone said "nice tits" in this situation

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (4 children)

    So you're not thinking of any particular situation? You just made it up?

    It doesn't seem especially likely and you aren't trying to convince me that it's likely...

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Holy shit, the gaslighting is astounding lately.

    No you're right it's totally cool to comment on women's breasts when you're only vaguely acquainted with them. I'm sure that won't land you in trouble, especially if you blame it on what she's wearing (or not wearing, in this case). I'm sure that'll go great for you!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Ah yes, the two options: "totally cool" and "totally blackmail" 🤣

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  • [–] 116 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I have never encountered this situation. I literally am not even sure what situation it's describing

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  • [–] 62 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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    Eh, I've lived a fairly sheltered life but I've been at a half dozen, maybe a dozen total parties and gatherings that had casual nudity and sometimes sex. Being in your twenties and going out much at all back in the late aughts, it wasn't hard to find groups like that.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Oh… there are some clothing optional situations in life and for the most part nudity gets very normal very fast but there can be moments when an attractive woman is conspicuously putting her attractive self on parade and just daring you to notice. It’s like a clip from some mating dance on the nature channel somehow pasted onto humans.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    This specimen of Homo sapiens, commonly known as a human, despite already having a lifelong partner, struts in front of another male to show off and make fun of him; the reasons why this happens are not yet clear, but it seems to be a way of causing trouble, which some individuals find pleasing and arousing.

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  • [–] 97 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    "why is she being weird, this is uncomfortable"

    I once knew someone fairly exhibitionist. I consider myself relatively immune to bullshit and once spoke to her about it and how it was a bit rude to make other people uncomfortable for your own gratification, but she didn't change what she was doing.

    (She never hung out naked, it was just stuff she said or how far she and her bf would go when out with all our friends.)

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  • [–] 71 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    yeah this kind of stuff needs consent from everyone or you're just making people uncomfortable and that's not fun or very nice

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  • [–] 35 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I think there's a real selfish mindset to it: people who do this like using their sexuality to get a reaction, even if others don't enjoy it. They like "making a man hot under the collar" or watching someone try to decide whether to say something, or then feeling superior because they didn't name the violation of social norms.

    I kinda get the other side: if we were more open about sex and nudity it'd save a lot of grief. But I think you can tell when someone wants to do that versus when they get a power trip from sitting around with their tits out, because it's done in smaller ways.

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  • [–] 43 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

    If your hanging about with your junk out I'm looking. If you don't want me to look put your pants back on.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Used to have "Naked Tuesdays" with another couple we were friends with years ago. Just the four of us hanging out naked watching TV, maybe some other things happening. If you weren't looking at anyone else, why even bother?

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    How was this started? Who brought the topic into conversation. Why Tuesday?

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    We always just got together on Tuesdays. Worked best for all four of us and work schedules.

    I don't really remember how it started. I think one day was just really hot outside and our apartment was cool, but me and the other guy took our shirts off. The girls got all jealous and took their off, and it just went from there. Every Tuesday after that was them arriving then clothes coming off.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Every day is nude day at my house. It's so nice. I hate clothes.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Why are you nude with guests over? No offense intended. Genuine question.

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    [–] 25 points 4 months ago

    Ah violet08 reincarnated again I see.

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago

    Something similar happened to me while playing catan at a friends place and it was pretty weird. One of the sublets we didn't know very well had a new lady friend over ever month. The lady of the month walked into the kitchen in just panties and asked what we were playing. She obviously didn't get the response she was hoping for and left with a disapointed look on her face. We all wondered if she was hoping to fluster a bunch of "virgin nerds" like some corney early 2000s movie in order to stroke her ego.

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  • [–] 36 points 4 months ago

    probably something like:
    dontgetcaughtlooking..
    dontgetcaughtlooking..
    dontgetcaughtlooking..
    zomg!!!!!!
    ihopenobodysawme...

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Reptile brain: LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!

    Sentient brain: it's rude to look so I'll try my best not to

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    That fucking peripheral vision, target lower.. no.. it's right down there, you can see it just not focus on it.. no.. you turn past to look somewhere else, eyes dip...FUCK YOU BRAIN....

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I'd be uncomfortable if a person isn't clothed and I'm not mentally prepared for it. No matter the looks.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    I was curious if this was some violet type shit and it kinda was lol. Good job

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    I don't think I would like to see my friends naked male or female. I would be more ok with stranger nudity. It is not that I see someone naked and I immediately think of sex or I evaluate their body (though the latter is more likely than the former). It is just years of social conditioning that makes this situation very out of the ordinary and more awkward when someone I know is involved.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    Then came the heatwave and everyone is barely wearing clothes at home on those days here. Even the friends who come over!

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago* (4 children)

    I actually find this gross, I'm assuming the roommate consented or else your are no better than the guys who flash people naked under a trench coat. But if he did, and he's obviously so visibly uncomfortable, I can't imagine as an empathetic person continuing to make them uncomfortable.

    Even if them being uncomfortable was because they were trying not to make me feel uncomfortable. I can't imagine the meme switched genders people would be so cool about it. I guess i could say if a pig has wings it would be a bird, but this is gross. Sorry.

    It's funny cause I just got mad at someone for saying something fucked up to a shitpost, but this doesn't feel right at all.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe first ask for context before getting so riled up?

    Not everyone on this page has the same cultural background as you. In Germany for example it's quite common to be naked at the beach/lake. Not everywhere obviously but common enough that a lot of us are not bothered by nudity as much as other cultures.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    They posted the context, the person i hope they got consent from is trapped on a boat with them. Making escape impossible from possible discomfort. It's even worse, it's a fucking captive audience to torment. Again, I hope there was consent, I'd imagine that still exists in Germany. And again, as a human who's aware of my effect on other people, I'd imagine they still have empathy in Germany, I wouldn't want to make a person uncomfortable for my own benefit, that's selfish and weird, and if it was a dude it would be fucking sinister. Because it's a girl in the meme, people in the thread are answering with their pants around their ankles.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Nawh that’s their face after they peep the plug 😂 We talking sun tanning or suggestive nude yoga while maintaining small talk?

    Spread eagle staring contest sounds like a hilarious gangbang opener

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    [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    This account is such a master baiter to both sides

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Less blood than usual?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Depending on context, thats worth a look

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Trying to figure out how many seconds I can get away with looking.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Thinking about the right way to try suggesting a spit roast

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    How can I discreetly sneak off and stroke it til I blow?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I sort of had this situation in a house I lived at in college. It only got weird some of the time.

    There's definitely a wide range of, uh, dignity in someone's nudity.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I'd be worried looking might be interpreted as leering or being otherwise disrespectful.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Yes but, if you have someone in the house god damn put on some clothes. This is like one of those "don't force me into your kink" things.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Yeah I mean I don't know the rest of the story I guess. Like, maybe there's a perfectly good reason that they're doing what they're doing 🤷

    Plus like, i might not mind 👀

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