"Come make friends on Reddit"

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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Death rattle

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    They even bought TV space. Apart from meeting apps, I'm not sure if I ever saw any other online network advertise on TV. Maybe Facebook did years ago, but I don't think so.

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  • [–] 159 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Who wouldn't want to talk to bots and train "AI"?

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  • [–] 101 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    What the fuck, that looks absolutely desperate! I'm sure it will have the opposite effect. Fuck reddit.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I don't know how difference france is from the US, but I generally believe people are kind of ignorant and thoughtless. These will pull in people. People click on "Four things that are secretly unhealthy - #3 will SHOCK you" chum all the time.

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    “Make an account”….”get banned before you can even verify”

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago*

    jus engage bro, just give us more data bro, just doomscroll all day, comment all the post bro, just engage bro, we need to keep the users coming bro, so we strike a better deal with google bro

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Join, just so they can ban you for bullshit.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My favorite reddit ban was when I was making a very obvious joke about how white people suck or something, and some worthless dumbfuck called me racist and I got an immediate permanent ban.

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  • [–] 69 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Wow, I've never seen them actually pull ads for membership. Site must be struggling for real users. Bot takeover isn't working out, shouldn't have banned the top users for petty bullshit.

    The archive of past posts and problem solving is the greatest value of the site.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    raises hand

    Literally in the top 1% of karma users in 2023. Banned in 2024 for.....

    checks notes

    ........posting a comment that my bike was stolen when I was 7.

    Reddit claims the ban was done by a human. However I just cannot see a human looking at the post I got banned for, and saying "This guy deserves to get banned".

    My best theory, based on the timeline, is that they offered me a presale enter IPO offering before it went public. At the time I was on cancer treatment, and had $0 income, with my two sisters and mom paying for my apartment.

    I had no ability to buy an IPO.

    3 days after it went public, I still didn't own stock, and was banned. Because I said my bike was stolen 30+ years earlier.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My ban was for expressing “extreme indifference” about Kissinger taking a dirt nap.

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  • [–] 65 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Rule of thumb: the more something is advertised, the more shit it is for one reason or another, and you'll do well to avoid it altogether. When I'm advising people on contractors, my number 1 rule is: if they're on TV, they're criminals, I promise you.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    I help friends and family with minor plumbing repairs and they will tell me:

    oh I had "x" company come and they did that

    " well it's all wrong "

    They charged me a lot of money for that!

    " why on earth would you have called them"

    Because I saw their advertisement on TV. I thought they were good

    " nah they're crooks"

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I have been playing a game, Chasm, I Kickstarted years ago. I am having some difficulties and while Steam discussions are helpful for some, most discussions are on Reddit. The posts are 3+ years old, and every time I try to open one I get a notification that the discussion hasn't been reviewed by the community so I can only read it with the app. Shit website.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I'm staying with my boyfriend because of his dog. Am I horrible?

    Is there a Parisian who doesn't do rock climbing, Pilates, or ceramics?

    I'm going to the Maldives but I'm composting, does that make up for it?

    Just between you and me, who's ever bought fruit on the metro?

    So, what do we do with the people on the wrong side of the escalator?

    Has anyone ever found the exit at Chatelet, or is that a myth?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hey you there reading this, I already upvoted all the anti-Reddit comments in this post, you can go rest instead

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    “Come make friends on Reddit”

    Lmao. Tell me Reddit inc doesn’t understand their product at all without telling me.

    No one uses Reddit to make friends. (Yes, I know some jagweed will come with a story about their friends brothers girlfriends nephew that met their best friend on Reddit)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I have never noted anyone's username regularly on Reddit. Unless it's because they consistently had terrible comments, then they would stand out as either a troll or an idiot; honestly, it could go either way with many of them.

    Lemmy is small enough that I see some of your names daily.

    Y'all better stay off my lawn.

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    [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    Silly Reddit, bots aren’t going to sign up because of an ad

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (17 children)

    Reddit is the most new-user-unfriendly site I have ever been to. You've got to farm an unknown amount of karma before you can post or comment in subreddits. There's a reason I'm at Lemmy now. Fuck Reddit. (Also, 4chan is a toilet. The occasional nuggets of good stuff aren't worth trawling through pages of shitposts for.)

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It's worse than ever. Once you work your way up to being able to say anything - BAN! It's more of an echo chamber than ever before.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    They don't even let you see what you were banned for. Links to a comment that doesn't exist within your ban notification

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    AI bans dont tell you that your what you were banned for, its always the generic "you have violated mutliple violations, on your ACCOUNTS" message. they also use AI moderation to shadowban people too, which i think is much more severe than the sitewide banning. they originally shadowban people for using ban evasion accounts, but now they are abusing to ban anyone indiscirminately(aside from a selected group of users).

    i think reddit also gatekeep new users, and inactive users.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    reddit recently became hostile to new users, and inactive users(users that suddenly decide to use thier old accounts to comment) they just shadowban most of them now. the only people ive seen that succesful are the ones that are using other methods(not vpn) to hide thier device, fingerprinting, IP adress etc. even this is temporary, since reddit is also catching up to the other methods.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    That's funny cause all but one of my alts was banned, which so happened to be the only account I didn't use the same email address for. So I figured that email is the only tracking method they use. I've had no issue making new accounts under different address.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Not just an email address and IP address, but also knowing what browser and even user behavior, and banning the alt account 30 minutes after the main account being permabanned. The fuck they were possibly using.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Moved here and haven't looked back.

    I do keep a Reddit account that is strictly used for informational/support type stuff (i.e. "help me figure out what type of widget I should buy for this task"). I avoid anything controversial on that account.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Because I like pit bulls and deisel VW's. Nobody here likes them enough to post every day ...or even once a month ...or even once every 6 months...maybe once a year

    But I'm confident they will one day ! Viva la Pit Bulls !!! Viva La Lemmy!!!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Or woodworking. Or drones. Or... basically any sport, including basket and soccer/football. Or Maine coons. Or tiny houses. Or off-grid cabins. Or...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Ha yeah all the niche stuff isn't here yet but with reddit really fucking shit up on the reg its going to get better.

    Lemmy is just cooler. When those communities get going they will be better over here.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Unfortunately, most are moving to Discord :(

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Well discord doesn't ban you for jokes about killing pedos and most probably haven't heard of lemmy to know of any other option

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    discord allows exclusive to niche users thats why. some influencers who used reddit in the past couldnt handle the criticism, so they fled to facebook or discord which has more control of comments criticising them.

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  • take them down

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Reddit posting ads for more users is actually hilarious. They were soooo unconcerned with how many users they were going to lose when they made the 3rd party API changes. Like to the point where u/spez basically had a "let them eat cake" moment and just straight up said "were successful enough we dont care if we lose people".

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Netflix made up their minds the same way before tanking their subscriptions.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    I mean from a business standpoint it makes sense. You make more money selling 5 hamburgers at $21 a piece than you do selling 10 at $10 a piece, as long as costs are similar. Having fewer users you're making more money from can make sense.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Not even from business standpoint. Or maybe I'm misinterpreting the bottom line, but a business should be conscious about it's business model.

    Why do people go to reddit? Funny memes and great comments. It started to become boring when the people started to act like bots (echochamber), now it's mostly bots echoing arguments and memes of past. With your restaurant analogy, it is more like they started selling the support beams instead of product.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    See I dislike this mentality though. Shouldnt the point of business be to make a product thats widely popular and accessible to essentially everyone? Unless of course your burgers are made with higher quality meat than your competitors(as an example), so you pay a little more in costs for the product itself. I really think this culture of businesses being viewed as successful only if they post "record" profits every quarter (while simultaneously rolling back policies that made the business good/popular because it cost more money) is going to absolutely break the consumers back at some point.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Desperation struck huh?

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