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Ya'll joke but I'm old enough to remember how fucking annoying it was when the dinosaurs were around. The fuckers shat everywhere, just like a gigantic gaggle of geese, but some of those assholes were big enough that their poop was basically the size of a goose. Sometimes they'd poop right where we made our stone tools and we'd have to spend days depooping, just absolute days wasted doing that.

Thought I recognized the style — credit to xkcd. Please cite your source / sorry if I missed it!

I look forward to having a dinosaur friend

Just fuck our shit up, fam.

Shit that's near me. Can't wait to have a pet pterosaur

australia and indonesia will feel a 1mil high tidal wave first after all indian ocean islands.

That's where MH370 went missing.... coincidence?

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