FYI, this is the CEO of Sticker Mule. He's a fascist piece of shit
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The eagles at the bottom give me a massive reichsadler vibe
Matter of fact, it is the same god damn eagle
Reichsadler of the third reich
(Swastika cut off because fuck them)
Eagle at the bottom

smh. fookin' dog whistlers. As an anarcho-passivist I'd really rather not have to punch nazis, but it's getting to the point where it seems particularly necessary, and unavoidable.
No, don't punch them, no one should touch a nazi.
Use a gun or rotten eggs for social distancing instead!
Give them a little decoration on their foreheads so everyone knows who they are
The head is a little different. Other than that, yeah it's the same thing.
How many hours of the day does the ultra right-wing spend thinking about penises?
I can't tell if this is authentic or satire
If it's satire, it's really close to the line. So close, that I wouldn't be surprised if right-wing propagandists ran with it, just to prove a point. After all, if a big enough group of crazies rally behind something like this, they'd be stupid not to.
I'm leaning satire. If you poke around his site enough, you'll get rickrolled.
There also seems to be no such thing as "The American Foundation for Heritage-Based Circumcision".
Evidently he guy is a fascist though, according to further up in the thread
Also, the Donate button goes to the Immigrant Defense Fund.
That's not his site. This is his official campaign site. He's a republican running in New York's district 21.^[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_United_States_House_of_Representatives_elections_in_New_York#District_21] The flyer pictured in the post and the website on the flyer are a parody by someone else.
I think it is satire. Very good satire. The proud boys, of which he is very affiliated, are very anti-circumcision for reasons that should be obvious.
reasons that should be obvious.
They are not.
I'm guessing they think circumcision is strictly a Jewish thing and, as Nazis, the don't stand for it
About 50% of Americans are circumcised. They would have to be incredibly stupid to believe it's strictly a Jewish thing. So it tracks.
It's a Jewish Communist Conspiracy to make all penises jewish. The foreskins are the source of their power (1 Samuel 18:26-27)
I wish the illuminati were communists, the world would be in much better shape if that were true.
Also, is that why Epstein & Associates was collecting foreskins? Or were those strictly for cooking?
Unfortunately the illuminati were just republicans. Not like the political party, they opposed monarchy and were trying to encourage democracy. Their whole thing was trying to trick people into learning illegal political theory by putting it in the form of a secret society so it sounded interesting and mysterious. They also really didn't last long, turns out kings don't like it when you suggest not having kings.
I mean one of their highest rituals involved stomping on a crown and a pope's mitre, meant to symbolize the rejection of oppressive systems. So yeah, they were anti-monarchical and had a lot of connections to republican revolutions (french, american, etc.).
And much as that might seem like a trite gesture these days, back then it was accounted treason and could get you beheaded. A lot of these people had respectable professions and public lives, so it was important to protect their secrecy.
That being said, it never really went extinct. I mean it's far from the global cabal of elites who secretly rule the world that conspiracy nutjobs say it is. It's more like the Lion's Club for esotericists at this point. But most of them don't even care about the esotericism aspects of it anymore, they just do it like their pappy and grandpappy did before them. It doesn't mean much these days outside of that.
That being said, there clearly is a secret cabal of pedophile billionaires, but there's no credible reason to believe it's connected in any way with the illuminati. More likely, the Qanon cult that accused the illuminati of that stuff was actually projecting the whole time and it's really the deepest inner circle of Qanon and adjacent groups that are guilty. See Epstein & Associates, DJT, Ghislaine's father, etc...
So much of the Qanon propaganda goes straight back to Hitler, Himmler, and Goebbels, if you backtrace the ideas they contain. Like "cryptojew," "jewification," etc... QAnon were literally neonazis, and they gave us trump. And when you see the connection from Qanon → Epstein → Mossad, suddenly what's happening in Gaza starts to make sense in a horrific sort of way.
Somehow, after the ratline and operations paperclip and ossavakim, a few early decades of nazi hunting somehow turned into the Likud basically becoming nazis and taking over the knesset. It certainly seems to turn nazi-era propaganda into a torment nexus, giving antisemites a (flimsy) excuse for their hatred, and didn't Bibi need to change his own name just to sound more jewish?
I was thinking the same thing. This seems like a bit. Theres no fucking way this is real.
"My parents mutilated me, so I want it for everyone else too, so it remains normal and I don't have to think about it and can feel superior to all those ignorant intact-dick-owners."
This and piercing baby ears should be child abuse it should be the choice of the person when they get older
I dunno, after perusing the website, I'm sold!
I'm so sold I'm gonna go get circumcised a second time!
This man hates the Supergirl cups at AMC theaters.

... the fuck?
Is it any coincidence that he's delicately grasping the microphone by the head?
It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!
He sounds like they did not only cut off a part off his dick, but also off his brain.
Fuck GM
Wow "jokes" about something that is still legal and harming and traumatising people is so funny... 😔
Confine this to the fetish/fantasy communities please
It's not really funny, but IMHO important to never stop complaining about it. Maybe it helps to get new parents pondering if they maybe should not mutilate their infants for incredibly stupid reasons. I can't imagine the whole of the USA being that intellectually challenged.
Hiding such things in niche echo-chambers is not helpful. I just assume OP did post it to make fun of stupidity and ignorance.
Isn't this post promoting mutilation though? If it was anti mutilation I would agree with you
I assumed anti because of covering up the QR-code. But - in hindsight - could also be pro...in which case I would agree with you.
Fuck a circumcision candidate, I want a candidate who will take my unwanted hog and gimme a hemi powered pussy
I doubt he's the first 'pro circumcision' candidate, but he's likely the first one to spend his whole campaign talking about other peoples dongs.
But is he crazy enough to violate dress code rules by jumping into a pool while wearing a suit?

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