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[–] 156 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Friends this is clearly satire

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  • [–] 135 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    It’s called cuckmaxxing. If you’re not cuckmaxxing, are you even trying?

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  • [–] 72 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    LinkedIn changed my life.

    While everyone else is worried about "work-life balance," I chose work-work balance.

    I wake up at 3:47 AM.

    Ice bath.

    Meditation.

    Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.

    Reply "Great point!" to 73 executive posts.

    Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.

    By 8:00 AM I've already delivered more value than most people do in a week.

    People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.

    The answer is simple: I don't ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.

    Lunch is for people without ambition. Weekends are a mindset. My family understands that EBITDA comes first.

    A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.

    Those people are employees.

    I'm an asset.

    My goal isn't just to go above and beyond.

    I spend 12 hours a day literally sucking my boss's cock, because if you're not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?

    .#Grindset #Leadership #Hustle #Synergy #ThoughtLeadership #1CorporateCocksucker #PleaseNoticeMe

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.

    The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.

    Don't forget the part where they casually drop that their dad owns the company as if it has nothing to do with anything.

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  • [–] 50 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I don't think Gerogio is getting enough credit for also working through the weekend

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  • [–] 41 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    writes "Protect the World from Climate Change" on the whiteboard

    nods

    Progress.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    It's further than most people get

    If he had any real vision, he'd think bigger. A real visionary would protect the world from devastation, and unite all people within our nation

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  • [–] 36 points 4 months ago

    I'd cheat on this dude too. "Walks the talk"!? You fucking psycho...

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  • [–] 64 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    His wife is literally a Karen. Going to a fitness "booty" camp over the long weekend with her personal trainer.

    I really hope this is satire.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago

    Oh there will be fireworks alright.

    Endless bangs

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    "No fireworks for Karen either"

    doubt

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago

    Just imagine how sore she will be after that weekend

    We salute you, Karen! 🫡

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    Rise and grind. On my wife.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    If it is sincere, watch them deny everything, then realize the truth in ~6 months.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Satire or not?

    At first, I thought it was seething with satire. Rich wife having an affair with trainer while her husband is married to his work.

    And then you see something like 3x founder. WTF is that. So I go to the website think it'll be a joke website like Passive Income guy. Nope!

    This shit is real. And this dude is the CEO.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I looked up his profile and all his posts are satire.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I tried to follow a link someone provided, but they wanted me to log in. Good for him doing the satire. Odd that he flaunts being a founder.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    The Advil bottle is a nice touch

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    This can't be real. Cuck energy.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    This is 100% REAL. Not sure if you can see it if you're not logged in or a member, but it's legit.

    LinkedIn Post

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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    I hope this is real

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Wrong community?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    His wife is ABSOLUTELY having an affair lmfao. This shit is so fucking pathetic, dude.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Dude needs to tidy up his workstation.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago

    Doe de vertaling eens, ik kan geen Engels :)

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