Also, somewhere to keep 2 falafels, apparently.

100% this is gay fetish wear.

I do want to say that most underwear literally does the same thing. This is kinky AF though, I'd buy it

Or, and hear me out...just wear boxer briefs.

Most underwear brands now have lines that include a nut pouch. I first saw it on the brand SAXX, which I do love. But even down to jockey and Hanes I think, they now offer these styles.

Finally, a way to save the ball sweat I’ve been wasting

Dam it i just got rid of mine

The ballkini

German saying: "Sind die Glocken länger als das Seil beginnt des Lebens zweiter Teil."

Roughly translates to if the bells are longer than the rope, the second part of life begins.

Wow, that's nuts!

Brings me back to how we sung a song in grade school. Edit out Ears with Balls and you get:

Do your balls hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you swing them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?

Do your balls hang low?

Instead of over the shoulder boulder holders, it's an under the butt nut hut

thanks! now i know what i'm wearing to pride next year

Just wear briefs?

So none of you have a scrotum?

You know, that little flesh bag you keep your balls in?

Carter: Using the bathroom. "Where do you keep the nets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?"

Why is it Hatsune Miku?

WHERE 👏 DO 👏 YOU 👏 KEEP 👏 THE 👏 NETS 👏 THAT 👏 YOU 👏 PUT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 BOTTOM 👏 OF 👏 GUYS 👏 BALLS 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 THEM 👏 FROM 👏 DUNKING 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 WATER??? --Carter Pewterschmidt, 2019 (Family Guy, s17e10)

https://youtu.be/5e4Xxw1DBaQ?is=Wj-bOrIB9_vxGEhC

I thought the jock strap was already invented.

But then how will they pop out of the bottom of their shorts while they're sitting?

So, briefs?

Can't wait for the Victor's Secret fashion show

"Finally"

I'm still young, but in a hot day... I would try these.

Ok, I'm confused now.

Do those people not wear underwear?

This is from a movie! The latest Sascha Baron Cohen (Borat, Ali G) movie: Ladies First.

It's about a misogynistic corporate prick who walks against a lamp pole and gets into a world where the roles between women and men are switched.

Don't look at the online ratings, they have been fucked by conservative assholes and the manosphere, it's actually a good movie.

Finally a leg up against labia in the camel toe race

I hope it lifts and separates!

The old nut hugger, the scrote swinger, the prairie oyster companion!

Id buy one if it also came with a penis sock, im a little modest

Give me a testicle bra and a short skirt and you'd have one happy guy (in the summer).

Plus you could use it to hold your pistol.

Is there a website or something?

A long time ago a friend and I thought up the ballsack ball sack. We never took action to create it like absolute fools, and the idea would only sit in the ether for so long.

Clothing companies hype boxers as the new comfortable, and almost universally stop selling tighty whities.

Create the problem, then sell the solution at a substantial premium.

The underwire is going to be lit!!!

this was in the new sacha baren cohen movie Ladies First lol

brenis

In my mid-40s, things are certainly going the way of the sweet chariot, but nothing my normal boxer-briefs don't handle.

Are those falafels in there?

I think about getting this contraption once my balls start poking out of my shorts.

A new class of fetishwear is born.

SAXX underwear already did this with their ballpark pouch. It's heaven

Any man who has sat on a toilet with a high water level knows the value of something like this. Let's just say having your beanbag take a dip in toilet water can be somewhat disconcerting...

Pants optional?

Duluth makes boxer briefs with a pocket in the front to hold everything in place, and you don't have to strap anything in like this monstrosity.

I'd try it on.

Yeah I'm going to need an extra extra large.

(Im lying)

It's there a third string, up the back? The model photo looks like this just sits in front of your balls, rather than supporting them from below, as is shown in the inset photo.

AAAAAHHHHH!!!! I SAT ON MY GODDAMN NUTS AGAIN!