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For those who wonder, the japanese is simply

"thank you for keeping the restroom clean"

(The nuance is they trust you kept it clean during your use)

And the pisser standing at the urinal was enlightened.

I mean... not incorrect.

Piss-cipline.

The Japanese literally said “use the toilet with cleanliness thank you”.

This is Shitpost not Pisspost... >:(

Honestly, I respect that the sign is in more fanciful English than the Japanese counterpart, as though to motivate English speakers into being protective and responsible urinators.

There is no shame in sitting on the toilet like a civilized person.

I need this for my bathroom

I hate MFers who’s technique has no honor

The Way of the Blade(kidney stones).

Even perfect accuracy can still cause problems due to poor precision

I saw an English sign at urinals in Japan that said "Men, in life and in this toilet, take one step forward"

Assert dominance. Train your pelvic floor. Piss hard. Piss solid.