Type shit that happens to me when I earn my own money
I must be stupid or something but if they were ice cubes wouldn't they melt before you get home
Assert dominance. Train your pelvic floor. Piss hard. Piss solid.
Grand Theft Game there. What a fucking joke.
Excellent argument. However, I can't count.

Holy shit you solved my life there
Just a little thought for my professors who overuse AI. Thanks guys for eating the tokens.
When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don't fuck them proto-birds. I ain't a weirdo. Please be human
Thank god they're only niche packages, right?
I don't get it, what's with the amazon delivery?
Routin' on dat biatch till my nMAP dies from exhaustion
Whodathunkit!
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