cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/48201538

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/friendship-2

Alt textLater it turns out to be a gay bar, and things go better than expected.

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[–] 58 points 15 hours ago (13 children)

Version updated for adults: "I have an Ibuprofen, wanna be friends?"

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  • [–] 25 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

    Do you have anything stronger?

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  • [–] 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    I dunno, let's see what the boot of my car has to say, baaabeeeeeehhhhh

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  • [–] 6 points 13 hours ago* (1 child)

    Alternatively: "wanna take a drag on my blunt?", and just like that you'll have someone who'll be there whenever you need help to move a solid oak dresser.

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  • [–] 1 point 15 hours ago (4 children)

    Only in countries where people don't read the side effects.

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  • [–] 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

    Your paracetamol is no better, just hurts a different organ.

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