Every goddamn tutorial video... Congrats. You've just pissed me off with you droning on and on.
"Hey guys, welcome back to Dipshit McGillicuddy's. Today we're going to be, uh, doing this simple, uh, tutorial. All you gotta do is use these links and follow, us, these instructions. Sometimes I get confused on this and not sure what to d— <skips 3 minutes in> And thats when my father decided to tell me that he once grabbed JD Salinger's a— <6 more minutes in> I think it went wrong when I snitched on Big— <Skip another 2 minutes in> And thats how you do it."
I will sacrifice your first born.