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[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Tutorials are videos because Youtube makes people a lot more money than a text website.

Online recipes have an entire fucking story glued on because without the story, the instructions aren't copyrightable.

It's profit motive all the way down.

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[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

It’s profit motive all the way down.

Because we're all swimming in debt and cash strapped. Now, dance monkey, dance.

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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ctrl+F for cooking terms like cups or tbsp. Though the real problem nowadays with recipes is that they're all AI slop

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

"Hmmm. Some chocolate chip cookies sound good."

Searches for recipe...

🎄Every year at Christmas, my Grandma would make her famous... 🎄

Scrolls down...

🎄...and that's how Grandma got run over by a reindeer.🎄

"Ooh. I wonder who wrote that song?"

Spends rest of afternoon on Wikipedia. Does not make chocolate chip cookies.

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[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 weeks ago

Or they shovel it as an ad for Amazon groceries. Recipe books were simple once, just a list of ingredients, their measurements, and the instructions to complete the recipe.