For transcripts of YouTube videos (where available): If on mobile browser, switch to desktop mode. Press "show more" under description, then "more" under the longer description, then scroll down to transcript and press "show transcript", then scroll again for the actual transcript. (It's on display in the bottom drawer of a locked filling cabinet stored in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'.)

And yeah, ugh!