cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/40470051

The only reason I keep Facebook is for unhinged stuff like this

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[–] 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is my friend's very most favorite internet article

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2018/08/11/mayonnaise-industry-millennials/

It is about how millennials are ungrateful, unpatriotic mayonnaise haters. It does not appear to a joke article. It fills her with so much joy lol.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    That was hilarious.

    Do other condiments have pale imitators like Miracle Whip and Just Mayo and Vegenaise? I don’t think so!

    Author's never stepped foot into an Asian grocery, and it shows.

    That said, I feel reasonably certain it's meant to be tongue in cheek humour.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    There are simply too many quotable lines in this article. Amazing

    A movie called "The Mayo Conspiracy" won the Best Comedy Feature at the 2015 World’s Independent Film Festival.

    Im going to have to watch this film however

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