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[–] 33 points 5 months ago (14 children)

I'll do you one better:

Imagine you're born and you're a crab who parasitizes the rectum of one of these.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Imagine you're a human who pays top dollar to consume its gonads.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    ahem

    I could go look this up, but frankly, it's your job now: elaborate, please.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Uni.

    I'll be honest, I like it. It has a soft texture, nice mild buttery flavour, and can be incorporated into various dishes though is commonly eaten on its own as sashimi.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    there are some scifi biological spaceships, they look cool and amazing.

    but using then is akin to being those rectal parasites.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Gives a whole new meaning to the expression 'eat shit'

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