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[–] 87 points 6 months ago* (9 children)

>Go to doctor  
>Get CT scan of my head  
>Totally normal, eyes not hacked  
>NASA must have replaced the windows in the space station with 8K screens.

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  • [–] 56 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Correct. The only way to know for sure is to walk out the airlock and see with your own eyes.

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  • [–] 55 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    >Put on suit for space walk to get past the screens  
    >Stupid me, obviously the helmet is a top secret VR system  
    >Take off helmet  
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  • [–] 38 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    > die
    > arrive in afterlife
    > ask god if earth is flat or round
    > god says it's round?????
    > realize the roundoid conspiracy got to him too
    > sent to hell for doubting god
    > persecuted for challenging the lies
    > clearly the conspiracy feels threatened if they're going this far to silence me
    > validation! vindication!

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    God, that scene fucked with me as a child.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    It gave me a long term phobia of explosive decompression that fucked with me for decades after. I honestly can't comprehend what the fuck the showrunners were thinking when they decided to portray a child taking off their helmet in the vacuum of space

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