▲ 705 ▼ How to cook a chicken (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to c/science_memes@mander.xyz 106 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Sophocles@infosec.pub 57 points 1 year ago (9 children) Bro really wanted his chicken well done at 400°F permalink fedilink source hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (8 children) Naw, that’s burnt. Maillard reaction where things brown starts at 350f. More than 165/175 in the center and that’s dried out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Klear@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago The mallard reaction is only relevant when cooking duck. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Graphy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children) If you spatchcock your bird then you’ve only gotta slap your cock to about 150°F at the thickest part of breast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (2 children) naturally. Best to slow it down and keep it juicy, too. I like smoking them at about 200 f, it's perfection. also... way to make spatchcocking sound even dirtier than it is. the no cooks here are probably thinking it's some sort of sex act and the rest of us are wondering if it's not also some sort of sex act. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) spatchcocked birds also kinda look like a random roadkill animal to the ignorant, idk if you care about who sees you grillin permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago This is why you carve before getting to the table. Or at least break it into parts. permalink fedilink source parent [–] froh42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (2 children) I saw your username first. Then I misread the rest as a Mallard Reaction. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I thought about making an intentional joke about being the “mallard reaction” and saying “isn’t that quackers” or something, and decided to not confuse people. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 point 1 year ago that only happens in ducks permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (8 children) Naw, that’s burnt. Maillard reaction where things brown starts at 350f. More than 165/175 in the center and that’s dried out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Klear@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago The mallard reaction is only relevant when cooking duck. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Graphy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children) If you spatchcock your bird then you’ve only gotta slap your cock to about 150°F at the thickest part of breast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (2 children) naturally. Best to slow it down and keep it juicy, too. I like smoking them at about 200 f, it's perfection. also... way to make spatchcocking sound even dirtier than it is. the no cooks here are probably thinking it's some sort of sex act and the rest of us are wondering if it's not also some sort of sex act. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) spatchcocked birds also kinda look like a random roadkill animal to the ignorant, idk if you care about who sees you grillin permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago This is why you carve before getting to the table. Or at least break it into parts. permalink fedilink source parent [–] froh42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (2 children) I saw your username first. Then I misread the rest as a Mallard Reaction. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I thought about making an intentional joke about being the “mallard reaction” and saying “isn’t that quackers” or something, and decided to not confuse people. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 point 1 year ago that only happens in ducks permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago The mallard reaction is only relevant when cooking duck. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Graphy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children) If you spatchcock your bird then you’ve only gotta slap your cock to about 150°F at the thickest part of breast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (2 children) naturally. Best to slow it down and keep it juicy, too. I like smoking them at about 200 f, it's perfection. also... way to make spatchcocking sound even dirtier than it is. the no cooks here are probably thinking it's some sort of sex act and the rest of us are wondering if it's not also some sort of sex act. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) spatchcocked birds also kinda look like a random roadkill animal to the ignorant, idk if you care about who sees you grillin permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago This is why you carve before getting to the table. Or at least break it into parts. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (2 children) naturally. Best to slow it down and keep it juicy, too. I like smoking them at about 200 f, it's perfection. also... way to make spatchcocking sound even dirtier than it is. the no cooks here are probably thinking it's some sort of sex act and the rest of us are wondering if it's not also some sort of sex act. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) spatchcocked birds also kinda look like a random roadkill animal to the ignorant, idk if you care about who sees you grillin permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago This is why you carve before getting to the table. Or at least break it into parts. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) spatchcocked birds also kinda look like a random roadkill animal to the ignorant, idk if you care about who sees you grillin permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago This is why you carve before getting to the table. Or at least break it into parts. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago This is why you carve before getting to the table. Or at least break it into parts. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] froh42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (2 children) I saw your username first. Then I misread the rest as a Mallard Reaction. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I thought about making an intentional joke about being the “mallard reaction” and saying “isn’t that quackers” or something, and decided to not confuse people. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 point 1 year ago that only happens in ducks permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I thought about making an intentional joke about being the “mallard reaction” and saying “isn’t that quackers” or something, and decided to not confuse people. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 point 1 year ago that only happens in ducks permalink fedilink source parent