Everything beats this. Even an old leathery shoe.

It's the taste of childhood, really. I still get cravings for the worst fake cheese on the whitest of bleached bread.

As a kid I used to put plastic cheese in between 2 slices of bologna and microwave for like 30 seconds. Then eat on a sandwich. I was thriving.

I hate myself so much for agreeing with you, but here I am.