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[–] 94 points 1 year ago (24 children)

EMS hate motorcycles and decorative throw rugs.

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  • [–] 66 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    and anything vaugly shaped like a butt plug but is not a butt plug.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Also, actual butt plugs. Yes, they can and they will slip inside to the point you can't get them out.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    ALWAYS USE A FLAIRED BASE. Ideally a very wide flaired base.

    very important lol

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Why do they hate the decorative throw rugs?

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    I know 2 people that both had an accident this way. One tore off a tendon around the knee, the other fractured their hand from trying to cushion their fall. And I don't know that many people.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah, people don't realize you can add non-slip materials to the bottom to minimize the risk.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Ugh, if only that worked for longer than like a month.

    Eventually all these materials you can throw under throw rugs to make them stickier end up failing. Catastrophically.

    Make sure to get a throw rug that has the non-slip feature sewn in. Make sure it's nice and heavy too and never put it in the dryer (it'll ruin the non-slip part). You should probably air dry throw rugs anyway, actually 🤷

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