You're still allowed to be obsessed with your own junk!

like, it's so bad now, you can see it from a mile away space!

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I think at this point all you can do is cut it off and accept your new life as a person who wears a hat made of their own hair.

About a decade ago I had a roommate who worked at a movie theater. They called me one evening because they'd broken the key off in the lock trying to close up for the night. I went down to hang out with them while they found a 24hr emergency locksmith. I still have the bow of the broken key that says DO NOT DUPLICATE.

Sign me up!

Now they have Clippit's evil twin, Copilot.

Wiki spells it Clippit and Clippy is apparently his nickname.

I don't know about others but my cat does not try to bury puke. She immediately wants to get as far as from it as possible and will actively avoid the area until the puke has been cleaned up.

Before he was Michael Meowers, they called him The Shape.

In my experience, if they see someone with "natural" makeup, they think she isn't wearing makeup at all and that's what they mean by preferring no makeup.

He's young

Right, so we need to wait 8 more years for the "only legitimate chance Democrats have" to reach the minimum age to assume office?

Anecdotal, but I read the Mists of Avalon years ago and enjoyed it enough to want to read more. Then I found out about the author (and her husband) sexually abusing children, including her own daughter, and I absolutely cannot bring myself to read any more of her books.

Fuck abusers. I'm glad she's dead and I don't give two shits what she had to say about anything when she was alive.