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Every time (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 4 points 10 months ago (4 children)

They start lacing their bras with a powder that makes breasts grow so you have to keep buying new bras

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    With only a little bit of cancer and microplastics

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Marks Customers can have a little bit of cancer, as a treat.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Don't worry, once average boob size gets outrageously large, they'll start lacing it with another powder to shrink them down again which can increase their cancer benefits package from the previous powder by up to 300%

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