A lot of dudes would set the world on fire just to get some pussy

This is straight out of Tim & Eric. Thanks Cinco!

Living month by month … thinking that this war will end by Europe not talking to Moscow, I think, is an illusion

Is he suggesting that Ukraine can't win and must negotiate with Russia? Is the Norwegian PM a Russian bot?

A goth clown is just a pastel goth

Just ban the internet at this point.

You can be a girl but only if you agree to wear thigh high socks at all times and sit on my lap like a cat

I'm not from the USA but I actually want to visit Washington DC someday. Looks like it might have some interesting stuff to see.

Not in the Trump era though...

There was always another T-34

I can't believe you've committed suicide. I cannot believe you've committed suicide. How could you have done this, how could you have committed suicide? I can't help you out of this one Jim.

Real OGs will know

The iPhone 5/5s was probably the perfect phone for me in terms of comfortable one handed use. Something like that again would be perfect.

Back in the 2000s he kind of had a reputation as a "ladies man" who was confident, funny, and charming and who could sleep with any woman he wanted. At least, that was the perception I and many other people at the time had of him. Although even then there were real ones who seen straight through his act.

Naturally, as a teenage boy I wanted to be just like him and I looked up to him as a blueprint for how to be desirable to women. It's a good thing that after a couple of years I began to see him for what he was and is. First and foremost a predator, but also a grifter and a liar.

This fucking shite