Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

The Onion. On point as always..

Pretending to be a christian for the last year was very productive Russel. Time well spent. Looks like you will have time to find that favorite bible verse.

Always the ones you most suspect.

Very on Brand.

Can't believe that once in my naive teenage years I liked this guy. Thankfully it didn't take me long to see through his bullshit. He's a piece of shit.

He looks like the “before meth” picture to Asmongold’s “after meth”

If only he had found that passage in Isaiah

“I hope this conviction sends a clear message that no one is above the law, no matter how famous or powerful they may be.”

Well, as long as the US has a convicted felon and known pedo as their president, this sounds hollow.

There is still good news in these humorless times.

I wonder if he flipped through his bible that he never read during the verdict.

🎶 inside you...🎵 - Russell singing in his cell

very on "BRAND" with him.

I think its weird to know Katy Perry loved and married and divorced a rapist.

Here's hoping his victims find some peace and satisfaction from the verdict.

Also, fuck, he has three kids (2, 6 and 8) and they're losing their papa. I gotta say, my heart goes out to them - what a fucking shame for them.

Saw this posted by a left wing news channel on YouTube and made the mistake of reading the comments...
Of course many just like here, but so many from maga nuts etc. about how "he did this when he was left wing" etc.

That's nice. (whoever he is)

god forgives him though.

Maybe he can join the orange pedo cabinet?

Who is he and why should I care?

The nice touch is that he's getting sentenced on Monday and being remanded over the weekend!

That sort of fucks up his podcast plans!