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[–] 32 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

A lot of dudes would set the world on fire just to get some pussy

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  • [–] 11 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

    My bro had a wife already though. So this was about getting extra pussy. And honestly? T'was probably the most expensive one in the world all things considered. Probably should've just wanked instead.

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  • [–] 14 points 13 hours ago* (1 child)

    That's a very sturdy part of the structure.

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  • [–] 13 points 14 hours ago

    I had to audibly laugh. Get an upvote.

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  • It's imperative that we keep his dick hard as a rock or the whole economy collapses. Quick, post Chinese spy porn or you hate capitalism.

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  • [–] 8 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

    I'd love to see someone yank that pretty little pecker.

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  • [–] 17 points 13 hours ago (2 children)