I used to work in maintenance on ATC systems. The system the controllers use to interact with radios and telephones still used 3.5" floppies for the weekly data backup.

I can remember upgrading the system from Win 3.1 to XP in like 2012.

In a row?

Rust in piss.

If you have to question whether cats fart, you don't spend much time around your cat. It might not be very often, but you'll know when it happens.

You just have to buy two tickets. The armrest can fold up.

Sure, except he has a history of using it to avoid paying contractors for the work they've been hired to complete, aside from his criminal charges. Most other rich people will at least honor their side of a contract (citation needed).

Because his MO has always been to weaponize the judicial system to the point where the other party either gives up in frustration or can't afford to continue litigation.

Pulling her head out of her ass would be a good start.

*American biscuit factory

There are dozens of us.

Please let Gonzo be Mike.

Go for it. Everyone else already has it.

At this point, I have free credit monitoring for the next 150 years from all the times my data has been compromised.

Mitigation is not a synonym for destruction. It means to minimize impact.

We're really stretching the definition of journalist here.

As Eminem once put it, "Talk is cheap, motherfucker, if you're feeling frogish, leap."

What does the pear lapel pin symbolize?

Don't forget being too dumb to be a Fox News opinion commentator.

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