If you have to question whether cats fart, you don't spend much time around your cat. It might not be very often, but you'll know when it happens.
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Our dear departed boy, Leo (he was FIV+ and had some major digestive issues, hence the box label). I still have the box saved in my shed...

I have to assume the article author hasn't spent much time around cats if they thought they don't fart. Dog farts might be louder, but cat farts will peel the paint off your walls.
Mine never makes a sound, but it's deadly and the dog usually takes the blame.
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When my cat had stomach issues and was put on a prescription wet food she got very gassy. Picking her up made it worse. She'll still let one out every now and then but it's not nearly as bad as it was. Those were some stinky toots.
One of our childhood cats would fart if you picked him up. They weren't very stinky so it didn't do anything, but he kept hoping.
Someone is fishing for an Ig Nobel.
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Why had I never heard my cat fart? Dogs are such prolific farters—so why aren’t cats?
Thankfully, I haven’t noticed excessive farting in Archie. But I still have questions. Is my cat farting more or less than a small dog, say, a Chihuahua? What do cat farts usually smell like? And at what point is some farting too much farting?
Jackie Flynn Mogensen is a breaking news reporter at Scientific American. Before joining SciAm, she was a science reporter at Mother Jones, where she received a National Academies Eric and Wendy Schmidt Award for Excellence in Science Communications in 2024. Mogensen holds a master’s degree in environmental communication and a bachelor’s degree in earth sciences from Stanford University. She is based in New York City.
In a foundational 2001 study, a group of brave researchers in England collected and sniffed dog farts. The team found that the concentration of hydrogen sulfide in those farts correlated with worse odor rankings.
Ask anyone with a cat. Yes, they fart, mine likes to do it right in my face.
Sheesb, 'passing gas'. Around here we pass electricity instead. It's much better for the environment, and your pet lights up when they do it.
How can I get some money to fund a dumbass study like this?
Not all knowledge needs to be profound to be worth studying. This idea that science wastes so much money needs to die.
Surely there should be a limit.
The problem with this attitude is that it presupposes that scientific discovery is linear, predictable, and evaluable without context or scientific knowledge, from an armchair.
For all we know, a study like this could accidentally reveal something about gut health in cats, which later is confirmed to be true about humans, which later is combined with other knowledge to treat bowel cancer.
When you devalue "dumb" science because you judge it at face value, you devalue all science. Republicans are very fond of doing this also and it's helped create more scientific ignorance in the public and it has made less funds available for science.
There's nothing more worthy of having money spent on it than science. You're obviously not a scientist, and even if you were, you cannot predict the future or know what you don't know. Scientific knowledge is like a giant puzzle and we don't know what all the pieces are ahead of time or how they fit together.
There is. You won't get much money for a study like this but you also don't really need a lot.
I've already got the cat. He has indeed farted. What do you suppose that is worth?
Excellent. That's your initial observation. Now formulate a testable hypothesis, operationalise your variables, design a controlled experiment, collect sufficient data, replicate your findings, and submit your results for peer review.
Get back to us when you do.
Shockingly, scientists do not receive a blank check and then only provide the word yes or no as the result of their study.
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My feline overlord doesn't fart often, but when he does it clears the room and we have to open all the windows.

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